A/N: Full credits to Don McLean who wrote American Pie and Kelso of course…. :-)
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How Jackie used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make Jackie dance
And maybe she'd be happy for a while
But August made me shiver
With every punch he delivered
Bad news in my mind
I couldn't make one more move
I can't remember if I cried
When I learned about her and Hyde
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Hyde lied
So bye, bye Mister Steven Hyde
I'm a hottie and your nottie, Jackie's gonna be mine
She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine
Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Did he write the book of love
And do you have faith in him and me
If we tell you so?
Do you believe in all we had
Can I save your mortal soul?
And can he teach you how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you're still in love with me
'cause he just cheated on you
We both kicked off our shoes
And, you dig those rhythm and blues
I'm a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
I knew I was out of luck
The day that Hyde lied
I sung
Bye, bye Mister Steven Hyde
I'm a hottie and your nottie, Jackie's gonna be mine
She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine
Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
For ten years we've been together
And I grow fond in your heart
But that's how it's always been
When Jackie sang for the king and queen
In a coat she borrowed from Donna
And a voice that came from him and me
Oh and while the king was looking down
Jackie stole his thorny crown
The basement gang was adjourned
No circle was returned
And while Eric moped around
I practiced in the park
I sung hate in the dark
The day that Hyde lied
I sung
Bye, bye Mister Steven Hyde
I'm a hottie and your nottie, Jackie's gonna be mine
She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine
Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Helter skelter in a summer swelter
Donna flew away with me
Eight miles high and falling fast
Landed foul on the beach
Eric tried for a forward pass
With Jackie on the sidelines in a cast
Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While Fez played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but I never got my chance
'Cause Hyde tried to take the field
Fez refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day that Hyde lied?
I sung
Bye, bye Mister Steven Hyde
I'm a hottie and your nottie, Jackie's gonna be mine
She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine
Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Oh, and we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on Jackie be nimble, Jackie be quick
Jackie Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is Hyde's only friend
And as I watched him on stage with her
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could break that Steven's spell
And as Hyde climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw him laughing with delight
The day that Hyde lied
Bye, bye Mister Steven Hyde
I'm a hottie and your nottie, Jackie's gonna be mine
She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine
Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
She was a girl who sang romance
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to that sacred room
Where I'd heard our tunes years before
But Red said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets we used screamed
Eric cried, and Donna dreamed
But not a word was spoken
My heart was broken
And the three men I admire most
The Red, Eric, and Fez the most
They caught the last train for the coast
The day that Hyde lied
And they sung
Bye, bye Mister Steven Hyde
I'm a hottie and your nottie, Jackie's gonna be mine
She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine
Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Bye, bye Mister Steven Hyde
I'm a hottie and your nottie, Jackie's gonna be mine
She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine
Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fine
Jackie Burkhart you are so fine