Beads of sweat trickled down Mandy's nose, before dripping down to her lap. She was wearing one of of those headset telephones, listening intensely as none other than Vegeta was feeding her instructions from a tower on the other end.
'O-ok.....alright, I've done that, now what?' she asked shakily, while staring into the rainy darkness outside of the window in the front of the Boeing 747-900.
Vegeta, who was in a control tower at the airport fed her the next instruction. 'Right. Next, you pull the throttle up. This will land the plane.' The room was tense, as more than ten people watched Vegeta save the plane, which was attacked by terrorists. The room was deathly silent as they watched the plane land on the runway in front of them. The nose dipped down and the place erupted into cheers. People hugged eachother in merriment, all congratulating Vegeta on instructing Mandy how to land the plane. Pan ran up to him and leapt into a hug. He swung her around so as to not be knocked over by the force of it.
'Vegeta...that was wonderful! You did a wonderful thing tonight by saving that plane!' squealed Pan in delight (not that she truly cared). Vegeta put his hands on his hips in a fake bravado pose.
'Well...it was all in a day's work,' he said cockily, making his voice abnormally deeper. Pan laughed and hugged him again. He set her down when he heard urgent cries from Mandy. He put the headphone on again.
'What is it, Mandy!?' he said in his normal voice, sounding concerned.
'How the hell do I put on the brakes!?!' she screamed frantically. The color drained from Vegeta's face when he realised he couldn't remember. 'Hello!?? HELLO!!!??' He snapped back into reality and shivered.
'I remember!' he declared hopefully. 'You pull the big lever that's to your right, towards you, then divert all power from the engines by flipping the switch next to the engine pressure thingie, and press the big red button that says 'Do not push',' he said confidently. He waited a few seconds for her reply.
'There is no lever to my right!'
'Umm......the one to your left then,' he said nervously.
'There isn't one to my left either!'
'Just press the red button, woman!' She did so, and suddenly her seat ejected from the plane, sending her soaring into the night sky. The room froze, and broke into a panic when they realized that the plane was on a direct course with the tower where they were.
'Vegeta!!' yelled Pan 'Where the hell did you learn to fly planes!?' He looked back at her, flustered.
'I didn't! I just said what the dude in Turbulence 3 said!' The look on Pan's face when Vegeta told her this was priceless, but Pan didn't have time to do anything but say 'Shit' meekly before the plane crashed into the control tower, blowing it to kingdom come in a fiery explosion.
(Cue Slipknot, My Plague)
The Adventures of
V V EEEE GGGG EEEE TTTTT A
V V E G E T A A
V V EEEE G GG EEEE T A A
V V E G G E T AAAAA
V EEEE GGGG EEEE T A A
&
PPPPP A NN N
P P A A N N N
P P A A N N N
PPPPP A A N N N
P AAAAAAA N N N
P A A N NN
P A A N N
Or THE PAIN OF LONELINESS 2 (Only without the pain or the loneliness. Come to think of it, Vegeta and Pan aren't the protagonists in this fic....)
A/N: Righto. There's been quite some demand for this. 5 reviews I think. Plus, it's fun to write. Anyway, this is the sick, sadistic, candid, erotic, funny, insanely zany and drug filled sequel to the Pain of loneliness. It may be a sequel, but it's different. The world is not the serious place it used to be, as you will soon realise. Oh, just so you know, there is a plot somewhere in there.
For the purpose of having fun, ki is hardly used by any of the Saiya-jins, as they enjoy the challenge of life without.
Oh, yes. I strongly advise you don't try any of the stuff in here at home. Remember, public humiliation, drugs other than crack, murder and discrimination are bad things.
'O-ok.....alright, I've done that, now what?' she asked shakily, while staring into the rainy darkness outside of the window in the front of the Boeing 747-900.
Vegeta, who was in a control tower at the airport fed her the next instruction. 'Right. Next, you pull the throttle up. This will land the plane.' The room was tense, as more than ten people watched Vegeta save the plane, which was attacked by terrorists. The room was deathly silent as they watched the plane land on the runway in front of them. The nose dipped down and the place erupted into cheers. People hugged eachother in merriment, all congratulating Vegeta on instructing Mandy how to land the plane. Pan ran up to him and leapt into a hug. He swung her around so as to not be knocked over by the force of it.
'Vegeta...that was wonderful! You did a wonderful thing tonight by saving that plane!' squealed Pan in delight (not that she truly cared). Vegeta put his hands on his hips in a fake bravado pose.
'Well...it was all in a day's work,' he said cockily, making his voice abnormally deeper. Pan laughed and hugged him again. He set her down when he heard urgent cries from Mandy. He put the headphone on again.
'What is it, Mandy!?' he said in his normal voice, sounding concerned.
'How the hell do I put on the brakes!?!' she screamed frantically. The color drained from Vegeta's face when he realised he couldn't remember. 'Hello!?? HELLO!!!??' He snapped back into reality and shivered.
'I remember!' he declared hopefully. 'You pull the big lever that's to your right, towards you, then divert all power from the engines by flipping the switch next to the engine pressure thingie, and press the big red button that says 'Do not push',' he said confidently. He waited a few seconds for her reply.
'There is no lever to my right!'
'Umm......the one to your left then,' he said nervously.
'There isn't one to my left either!'
'Just press the red button, woman!' She did so, and suddenly her seat ejected from the plane, sending her soaring into the night sky. The room froze, and broke into a panic when they realized that the plane was on a direct course with the tower where they were.
'Vegeta!!' yelled Pan 'Where the hell did you learn to fly planes!?' He looked back at her, flustered.
'I didn't! I just said what the dude in Turbulence 3 said!' The look on Pan's face when Vegeta told her this was priceless, but Pan didn't have time to do anything but say 'Shit' meekly before the plane crashed into the control tower, blowing it to kingdom come in a fiery explosion.
(Cue Slipknot, My Plague)
The Adventures of
V V EEEE GGGG EEEE TTTTT A
V V E G E T A A
V V EEEE G GG EEEE T A A
V V E G G E T AAAAA
V EEEE GGGG EEEE T A A
&
PPPPP A NN N
P P A A N N N
P P A A N N N
PPPPP A A N N N
P AAAAAAA N N N
P A A N NN
P A A N N
Or THE PAIN OF LONELINESS 2 (Only without the pain or the loneliness. Come to think of it, Vegeta and Pan aren't the protagonists in this fic....)
A/N: Righto. There's been quite some demand for this. 5 reviews I think. Plus, it's fun to write. Anyway, this is the sick, sadistic, candid, erotic, funny, insanely zany and drug filled sequel to the Pain of loneliness. It may be a sequel, but it's different. The world is not the serious place it used to be, as you will soon realise. Oh, just so you know, there is a plot somewhere in there.
For the purpose of having fun, ki is hardly used by any of the Saiya-jins, as they enjoy the challenge of life without.
Oh, yes. I strongly advise you don't try any of the stuff in here at home. Remember, public humiliation, drugs other than crack, murder and discrimination are bad things.