Stupid thing I just thought of:
KAREN: Hiya again! I'm gonna do the disclaimers because karen1011 is being a lazy bum.
ME: Mind your tongue!
KAREN: Anyway… k1011 doesn't own a lot of the people featured in this story & Sega owns the Sonic Crew.
ME: Yeesh…. You're worse at doing that than I am!
KAREN: Just write!
---La (insert story in French) ---
"Can you at least remember how to walk?" Kari said sarcastically.
Shayden tried getting up but his attempts were feeble.
"Y'know what? Why am I not surprised?"
Shayden looked slightly saddened, "Kari you hurt his feelings! Apologize!"
Karen rolled her eyes," Come on! He looks like he could be older than Knuckles! And you expect me to apologize to him? Fine then I is sowwy senior baby pants!"
Shayden cried slightly, "Kari! What's wrong with you?"
Karen's normally light blue eyes turned an angry red. "Heh, It's time for him to die." she said pointing to Shayden.
"Kari!" exclaimed Jess.
""Why so surprised?" asked a voice from behind, "don't like what I've done with her?" They turned around to see a hedgehog like, life form.
"Dude! What's up with your face?" Loni exclaimed.
"Yeah, I think he stayed in the sun too long. Maybe Plastic Surgery gone wrong?"
"I dunno, but nothin' can be that naturally ugly."
"Excuse me! You're getting in the middle of my triumphant rant!"
"Y' whatever. Go play in the sand." Darkness said waving her hand dismissively.
Mephiles frowned and snapped his finger. Karen's eyes went back to their normal color for a second then went back to red.
"Prepare to die…" she hissed to him. Then she went into a tyrant of rage & beat him to a pulp.
After she was finished she tossed him into the garbage which was picked up a second later & went back to her friends.
"Who wants pizza?" Everyone said yes.
The Sonic heroes came too & they had a huge party.
Everyone lived happily ever after except Mephiles, who had to get Plastic Surgery again & Sonic, who had to pay the bills.
0000 ENDS 0000
Y'know what? I got bored. That's all I have to say.