Immense arousion and hard wood.
It was hard to focus when he thought of Wright's ding-a-ling just on the other side of the room, contained behind the hard wood of the defence desk.
That wasn't the only hard wood in the room and by that he meant his penis which was also hard, like wood.
He grabbed his middle-leg and started to pull on it, making him feel incredibly happy and hoping that no one would notice the huge sausage shaped sex toy which he had previously pushed up into his anus. He'd done this for pleasure and so far, this had gone very well and he felt very nice indeed.
The one-eyed snake in his pants slithered out and fell on top of the desk with a tremendous thump, causing the room to quiver and shake with surprise and arousion.
"Sorry dear members of the court, but my instant arousion was simply too much to hold in any more."
Staring over at Wright he made eye-contact with his eyes, "Take me, Wright, right here, good sir."
After raising an eye-brow which wasn't the only raised thing in the room (his penis), he jumped the defence desk and strode over the Edgeworth's side of the court to promptly mount him.
"I say!" said the Judge. "Order!"
But they couldn't hear him over all the hard-core homosexual sex they were taking part in.
Good grief, is "arousion" not actually a word! As if!