Stargate lyrics to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays!
You know Rak'nor and Rya'c and Shau'nac and Bra'tac,
Fro'tak and Hak'nor and Gerak and Drey'auc,
But do you recall
The bravest Jaffa of all?
Teal'c the Jaffa warrior
Had a very gold tattoo
And if you ever saw it
You might even want one too
All of the other Jaffa
Served Apophis faithfully
They labelled Teal'c a traitor
And called him shol'vah with glee
But one memorable, fateful day
O'Neill came to say,
"Teal'c there with your strength and brawn,
Won't you come join SG-1?"
Then how the Goa'uld trembled
All across the galaxy
Because they knew SG-1
Was the greatest team in history!