Sonic the Hedgehog
And
Super Mario Bros.
In
When Companies Collide
Mario was on vacation in the Real World, reading about Sega stopping hardware
manufacturing in favor of games and set-top boxes.
"It-a serves-a 'dem a-right. I'm the true gaming icon and everyone knows it!" Mario
chuckled constantly.
"Kinda fat for an icon, ain't ya' plumber-boy?!"
"Who-a..." Mario stared behind him at a blue hedgehog, with long spines and a very bad
attitude. Sonic walked up to Mario and grabbed him by his shirt.
"Now you listen to me, you fat tub of over-estimated lard. I'm only doing one game,
ONE GAME, so far for your precious Nintendo. But if you ever try to pass yourself off
as the better mascot, I'll shred your clothes, then your face." Sonic snarled. Mario
had grown indignant by this insult. He had been around longer, and his company hadn't
gone bankrupt. He pushed Sonic off of him.
"Listen-a, you little-a blue-a rodent. I'll-a say whatever I-a want-a.
And you can't do a thing about it-a."
"Oh really?" Sonic said before spindashing over Mario like a spiked steamroller.
Sonic revved up his figure-8 move and let it fly. Mario tried jumping him but Sonic
grabbed him and pulled him into the ground.
"Ha, ha! Who's the icon now?" Sonic sauntered off, as Mario moaned from the crater he
was lying in.
And
Super Mario Bros.
In
When Companies Collide
Mario was on vacation in the Real World, reading about Sega stopping hardware
manufacturing in favor of games and set-top boxes.
"It-a serves-a 'dem a-right. I'm the true gaming icon and everyone knows it!" Mario
chuckled constantly.
"Kinda fat for an icon, ain't ya' plumber-boy?!"
"Who-a..." Mario stared behind him at a blue hedgehog, with long spines and a very bad
attitude. Sonic walked up to Mario and grabbed him by his shirt.
"Now you listen to me, you fat tub of over-estimated lard. I'm only doing one game,
ONE GAME, so far for your precious Nintendo. But if you ever try to pass yourself off
as the better mascot, I'll shred your clothes, then your face." Sonic snarled. Mario
had grown indignant by this insult. He had been around longer, and his company hadn't
gone bankrupt. He pushed Sonic off of him.
"Listen-a, you little-a blue-a rodent. I'll-a say whatever I-a want-a.
And you can't do a thing about it-a."
"Oh really?" Sonic said before spindashing over Mario like a spiked steamroller.
Sonic revved up his figure-8 move and let it fly. Mario tried jumping him but Sonic
grabbed him and pulled him into the ground.
"Ha, ha! Who's the icon now?" Sonic sauntered off, as Mario moaned from the crater he
was lying in.