A/N Random short story that I came up with; it was originally going to be part of another story, but it didn't fit, and I can't bring myself to get rid of it. Enjoy!
He heard Kakashi and Sakura chatting up front. That meant nobody would notice.
They were almost there, almost at the home of the client, but that didn't matter to Sasuke. He was on a mission of his own.
"General Sasuke," Hand said, "are you sure we can make it?"
"Of course we can make it," Sasuke responded as if it were the simplest question in the world. "Just because we have a stubborn target doesn't mean it's impossible."
"But, General Sasuke, there are enemies up ahead. We're done for if they spot us."
Sasuke glared. "Don't think about turning back now, we're almost there! Dive, dive, dive!"
"Don't even think about it," Naruto hissed quietly before Sasuke's hand could make its way down the front of his pants.
Mission failed.