Songs Of Tamriel OLD

by Mr Mythos

Ok, OK, it sucks, please don't start rambling on at me, and dont give advise, suggestions are ok, but advice makes my blood boil, itd not that I don't appreciate, I just don't liked being helped, sigh, Stubborn as a Nord, I am

Disclaimer of 'I can't think of anything funny to put in the disclaimer'-ness: Hallo, friends, Writers, horny teenage porn addicts and other people of the like. I do not own Bethesda or Winnie the Pooh, if I did, I would be a much cheerful person.

Claimer: I do, funnily enough, Own Lothlyn and any other fictional things I create.

And now

Our scheduled program

Brought to you by

Cookarrots: The cookies with carrots in 'em!

Productions

Songs of Tamriel

Part I

"Winnie the Pooh"

Deep in the Imperial City

Where The Dark brotherhood slay

You will find a dirty neighbourhood

Where Lothlyn spends most of the day

A dealer named Hee-haw is his friend

And Grey Fox and Lucien too

There's Crammit and Frigit

And the stench is foul

But most of all Timmy and crew

Timmy and crew

Timmy and crew

Stubbly and chubby and'll stuff you with fluff

They're Timmy and crew

Timmy and crew

Got a filling and no hair

Ok, ok, it did suck; I'll go find something better…

Ok, ok, how's this?

"Little black dagger" parody of "Little black rain cloud"

I'm just a little black dagger

In an area just above your knee

I'm just a little black dagger

Pay no attention to little me!

Everyone knows that a dagger

Never stabs people, no, not a dab

I'm just sneaking around

Not even making a sound

Wondering where I will STAB

See? That one was a lot better! Hmmm…..What next?

"The terrible thing about Wood elves" a parody of "The wonderful thing about tiggers"

The terrible thing about wood elves

Is wood elves are terrible things

Their tops are made outta mudcrabs

Their bottoms are covered in rings

They're Mousy, lousy, poncy, stupid, funny pun, pun, pun, pun, PUN!

But the saddest thing about wood elves,

Is Lothlyn 'aint the only one!

The terrible thing about Wood elves

Is wood elves are terrible chaps

You really wanna give 'em some slaps

They're mousy, lousy, poncy, stupid, funny pun, pun, pun, pun, PUN!

But the saddest thing about wood elves,

Is Lothlyn 'aint the only one!

The terrible thing about wood elves

Is wood elves are terrible things

Their tops are made outta mudcrabs

Their bottoms are covering in rings

They're mousy, lousy, poncy, stupid, funny pun, pun, pun, pun, PUN!

But the saddest thing about wood elves is,

Lothlyn 'aint the only one

No, he 'aint the only one

Ok!

Please, before you get out your pitchforks, I know it needs work, but what am, I , Jesus?

Jesus: Hell no!

Exactly, then think before you stab!