My Guitar Hero Chapter 1, an inuyasha fanfic

Title: My Guitar Hero

Author's Notes:

Hey guyz!!! Oh my god, I haven't written in quite awhile. I haven't had a real inspiration for some time and have been rereading my faveorite fanfictions (flawless, soak up the sun, grave of the fireflies, ect) and I finally found unspiration by just listening to my iPod. So, this song is dedicated to Sublime! Enjoy!!!!

BTW: I am now making a sequel to the gross disgusting yet funny story a made called THE GERBIL SONG. As gross as it was, u seemed to wanted a sequel. To those who hated it, im sorry and don't read the second although I don't think it will be as gross as the other one.

So, shall we start the actual story? Sorry if the songs I list on here are wrong I tried to remember them at my best guess!!

So we all just wanna be big rockstars

Living in big houses and driving 15 cars

The girls come easy

And the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat

And we'll all hang out at the coolest bars

Sitting and eating with the movie stars

Every good girl is gonna wind up there

Every play boy bunny with his bleach blonde hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

Nickleback, Rockstar

Chapter 1

Band Practice/Planning the Battle of the Bands

Inuyasha hit the final cord on his guitar and threw it down and whooped. "Thank you New York!" He yelled, bending his knees and thrusting out his tongue like any real rockstar would do.

He was the lead singer and main guitarist in his band, The Heartbreakers.

Kouga, the bass and back up singer ran up to Inuyasha and noogied him. "We rock, Dog boy!" He screamed and jumped on top o the hanyou.

While the two idiots laughed and beat each other up playfully, the drummer, Miroku, sighed and remained seated behind his beloved drums.

"Retards" He murmured and put his face in his hand and sighed. He was the calm, sensitive and perverted one in the group. Well, he won't admit the last one I said but if you saw him at their high school, you would agree.

"Hey!" Inuyasha said, standing up from the wrestling position he was in with Kouga. "I heard that!" He shouted, pointing to his dog ears.

He was the temperamental, playful, daring one in the group.

"Me too!" Kouga said, being a demon himself. Kouga was the bad ass one, the lost cause to the teachers and every ugly girl's bully and every pretty girl's lover. The two cracked there knuckles and inched towards Miroku, who started inching off his seat.

"Oh shit." Miroku whimpered………

"MYOGA!!!!! HELP!!!"

Their loyal, unprofessional band manager ran in the second he heard Miroku's cry for help. When he got there, Miroku had been pinned to the ground trying to get up. He was strong, but gainst the both of them, he had no chance. He was receiving a wet willy from Inuyasha who was grinning evily and being tickled to death by Kouga.

"Oh, dear lord." Myoga muttered and walked in. "You guys sure get hyped up whenever you practice." He said and sat on a nearby chair. Inuyasha and Kouga got off the poor Miroku and walked over to the manager.

"Hey Myouga, how's it going?" Kouga asked the 28 year old man as he rubbed his temples at the immature group. As immature as they were, he still loved the idiots.

"Hello Kouga, drank to much coffee today?" He asked, gesturing towards Miroku, who was now twitching still on the floor.

"You bet!" Kouga said, grinning.

"Aw, Miroku's fine!" Inuyasha said, playfully kicking is friend over so he layed on his stomach.

"I hate you." Miroku muttered, his voice stifled by the fact that his face was on the carpet. Kouga and Inuyasha laughed and helped him up.

"Okay you guys, time to get down to business." Myoga said, calming down the group and got situated in his seat.

"Dun, dun, duunnn." Kouga imitated a horror sound and the whole group laughed.

"Okay but seriously though, we got two more weeks until The Battle of the Bands. Do you guys know what song you're doing?" He asked, getting out his notepad and a pen.

"Yes." The group chorused.

"Okay what about your instruments?" He asked

"Yes."

"Stage arrangement?"

"Yea."

"Instrument solos?"

"Yea, Kouga and Miroku."

"Outfit?"

"Uh……..Hanes?"

"I GOT MY HANES ON NOW!!!" Miroku sang and pulled up his boxers so they were seen above his pants. The guys cracked up and punched each other while Miroku bowed.

"Guys, everyone has a certain colour the entire group wears." Myoga said. "Just try to think of your guys favorite color and try to look put together." He scribbled something down on his notepad and the guys nodded.

"Okay, so to win this you need the crowd motivated. Air kicks, solos, possible property destruction are musts. If we do this we can get…" Myoga said, waiting for their response.

"Laid!!!" Inuyasha yelled.

"What? No!! We go to Michigan and compete in the finals and then…" Myoga replied.

"Oh, and then we get laid!!!" Kouga cheered and high fived Miroku.

"No you do not! We win and get….." Myoga said, hoping this time nothing in the next sentence out of there mouths will do with getting 'laid'.

"LAID!!!!!!!!" The guys cheered.

"Uh, why do I bother?" Myoga asked himself and left the garage.

End of chapter 1

A/n: well, you like? Well just you wait, it's just beginning. In the next chapter you will be seeing the rest of the group. So stay tuned I will probably post another chapter in about a day called: Getting the tickets/sleepover please read!!!

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