Top Ten Ways To Annoy People from The Thief Lord

by Peace-Love-And-Mokneys7112

Here's the best 10 ways to annoy The Thief Lord and some of the other charachters in the series!

1. Chapter 1:Scipio, the Thief Lord!

Top 10 ways to annoy Scipio the thief lord:

Steal his mask and blame it on Hornet (in front of Hornet!)

Call him a ninja

Bug him to take you on a raid, and when he says he will, run around the city screaming "I'M GOING ON A RAID, I'M GOING ON A RAID!"

Draw the superman symbol on his cloak with sharpie

whenever he's around, start singing burning up by the Jonas brothers (very out of tune)

cut his ponytail off while he's asleep

dye his hair green

make an official "hug Scipio day"

dye his boots pink, and decorate them with Barbie stickers and cute little pink bunnies

Go to his house, knock on his door, when the maid answers, ask for him, when you see him point, scream, throw a water balloon at him, and run.