Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing

Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing. Not the characters or even the story and plot. Props to Stephanie Meyer for making the awesome characters I am going to manipulate into the funniest story by Gordon Korman. This disclaimer goes for every chapter in this story.

I'm going to follow the book Son of the Mob pretty closely and the first two chapters are pretty much going to be exact copies. They do such a good job introducing everything that if I do it any other way it would be an abomination. Don't sue me if I use some of the same wordings for a little bit.

All human. OOC.

Summary: Edward is a normal kid, just trying to make in through high school. His best friend, Jacob, is trying to score vicariously through him; his brother Emmett is a nuisance; and his father, Carlisle, is bugging the stew out of him to join the "family business". Normal kid right? There is one major thing that sets him apart from other kids - his father is the head of a powerful mafia.

Needless to say, Edward's "family connections" can seriously dampen his love life. And the one girl (Bella) that actually seems worth the trouble... her family turns out to be the biggest problem of all. Because her father, Charlie, is one of the FBI agents wanting to put Edward's father behind bars for good.

If you've read the books here are the characters equalities for fun;

( They aren't in any particular order. Just kind of off the top of my head)

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Vince Luca- Edward Cullen

Tommy Luca- Emmett Cullen (I think this is such a perfect match)

Alex -Jacob

Anthony Luca (mob boss and dad) -Carlisle Cullen

Vince's mom- Esme

Uncle Pampers- Jasper Whitlock

Ray- Sam

Kendra Brightly- Bella Swan

Agent Brightly- Agent Charlie Swan.

Angela -Jessica Stanley

Benny the Zit- Pimple (Eric)

Jimmy the Rat- James

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that's all I can think of right now. I'll update this when I get more into the story and introduce more characters. most of them don't show up in the first two chapters.