The Cog Whisperer
Hi i;m Mojo. Short for… well Mojo.
I'm going to tell you a story about a Toon named Mojo(me) who made a decision that changed her life.
Mojo was having a dream and it wasn't the good kind. It was a nightmare. It was about her greatest fears: spiders and snakes. They were crawling and slithering all over her body. One snake coiled around her neck and tried to strangle her. She tried to get her hands to move but the spiders bit her hands and made them paralyzed. She was struggling for each breath. Then, she was being shook and woke up with the sound of someone yelling in her ears. It was her mom, Yunna -_-. "Mojo. Are you all right? Was it the spiders and snakes again?" Mojo's mom kept shaking Mojo. Mojo was getting madder by the second. "Mom. I've told you like a thousand times not to shake me up!" "Sorry Mojo, dear." well that's weird, Mojo thought to herself, my mom doesn't ever call me dear… and she isn't that shade of blue. All of a sudden her "Mom" grabbed Mojo by the arm and dragged her to the bathroom. "Take a shower. Now!" Mojo was getting worried. She just nodded and took a shower. She got out about ten minuets later and her "Mom" dragged her to her closet and told her to get dressed in a dress because they were going somewhere "important." So Mojo got dressed in her cute blue and white strapless dress and put on some white high heels. She went to her mirror and saw her short legs look longer and her short body look fatter -_-. Her head was as cute as a button her real mom would say. Her "Mom" came in and shook her head and picked out the ugliest dress ever for Mojo to wear. "I'm not wearing this!" Mojo shouted. "Yes you are if you want dinner tonight." Her "Mom" screamed. Mojo stomped into her walk-in closet and changed her clothes. She stomped out and her "Mom" grabbed her by the arm again and drug her to the door. Mojo got free for enough time to get her friends list and whisper "help" to them. Her "Mom" got Mojo inside the car and drove to the Bossbot headquarters. "Go in, Mojo. You can do it. I've invited some of your friends to go with you. They are waiting inside." Mojo felt unnerved. She went inside the Bossbot headquarters and her "friends" were 3 level 50 Bossbots! I never knew that there were level 50's! "Um… we can all be nice. Right?" Mojo tried to talk the cogs into calming down but they were all in a VERY bad mood. The tallest cog there, a big cheese, talked to the other cogs in their odd cog speak and somehow Mojo understood everything they said! "So are we going to kill the dog or friend it?" The big cheese said. "I kind of like her. Her dress is VERY cog like :D" the corporate raider claimed. "I agree." the head hunter said in a very squeaky voice. Mojo giggled. The cogs turned on her. " Can you understand us?" the big cheese said in a manly voice. "ya…" Mojo said feeling worried. "well, we need someone to take back to headquarters with us. Would you want to come?" the cheese had a smirk on his face. "Ok…" Mojo didn't know that that decision would change her life forever.