Chibi Wild: I suppose you're going to have to listen to me a lot on this on, Right!?

Wild: Right. And my name is Bob.

Everybody: Really? I never knew that!

Wild: I wrote this at midnight under the covers with a flashlight and A PENCIL AND PAPER!!!!! It's *sob* so sad! *sob* It took me half an hour just to figure out how to use them!!! Pencils are EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Van: What's a pencil? We don't have pencils in my world! O well. She doesn't own Gundam Wing or me.

Wild: Pencils are EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Chibi and people who state the obvious

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"Duo!"

"Yeah?"

"You ate the whole fridge again."

"No I didn't! I don't think it's physically possible for humans to fit refrigerators down their throat!"

"Duo…you know what I mean."

"Gee!" Duo commented to Trowa after Heero left the room "I wish that just once that I could see Heero when he had lightened up!"

"Careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" said the disembodied voice.

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Heero was sitting cross-legged on his bed, typing at his laptop. He never saw it coming.

"Whud ya doing?"

Heero jumped at lest 3 feet in the air, grabbed for his gun and turned to face the small figure kicking its legs over the side of the bed.

"Relax. It's only me, or you."

It was true. There was a miniature Heero sitting on the bed beside him. Maybe with more messy hair and definitely more dirty, but a miniature Heero none the less.

"So what are you calling yourself this week?"

"Heero Yuy." Answered Heero, too astonished to do anything else.

"Right. Then I'm Heero Youpee too." Said the Chibi and promptly started to bounce on the bed.

'Great.' thought Heero 'better not tell the others. If he's like what I was when I was five, we are in for a really rough time'

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Next morning at breakfast, Heero looked like he'd been through hell and back again, which, metaphorically, could be considered true. You try telling a mini-you it has to go to bed… at 1 in the morning. Not pretty. So when a crash followed by maniacal giggles came, he was not entirely ready. (Not entirely ready translates as: asleep in his bowl of cereal.) So Quatre, followed by Trowa, were the first to the scene. A can of red paint was spilled all over the carpet, while a second can of paint was being used by a minuscule Heero to paint hearts all over (as high as he could reach) WuFei's door. When he saw Heero, who had just arrived at the top of the stairs, he threw the paint, which splattered all over Quatre, Trowa and Heero. Then he attached himself to Heero's leg. Arriving in the paint-splattered hall with the three paint-splattered pilots and a madly giggling Chibi standing in the mess, WuFei casually commented "Yuy, there is a miniature you attached to your leg."

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Wild: Paper is EVIL TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chibi Wild: That's nice. Please R&F!

Wild: R&F?

Chibi Wild: Sure! Read & Flame!

Wild: NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! Never let Chibis do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!