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Diablo 2 and its expansion are not mine. This is kinda like a strategy guide/fanfic worked together. *shrug* Enjoy!
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Diablo 2 Workout
By Binkari
with help from Gotnks
The Basics
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1. Avoid toxins (and monsters with bad breath and gas problems)
Not only does this tink away at your health, it also turns you into a nasty neon green. Like you just stepped out from a nuclear reactor. Eeeeeeew!
2. Running
Go on, shape those thighs by running! Eliminate flabby legs! Sure, you may have to haul ass to escape monsters, but running is also faster to get from point A to point B! Rocket propelled shoes help.
3. Drink lots of fluids
Being hydrated is one of the most important aspects of a workout. Replace that lost blood or used spirit with a healing or mana potion! They come in five flavors for your convienience: minor, light, regular, great, and super. On the run? Down a stamina potion and keep going! Caught in snowfall, no problem, the thawing potion will warm you right up! Can't wait for the healing to start, chug down a rejuvanation potion!
4. Workout with the Big boys
Nothing's worse than having workout buddies that just can't keep up with your super-cool tae bo or archery lessons! Choose ones that can take the heat! Andariel's great for beginners. Duriel's more of the yoga type, so he forces you to take it slow. Mephisto loves his arm circles! He does have asthma, though. Diablo is an expert on dog impressions and the body builder of the bunch...as you can see from his abs and his top-heavy appearance. Baal is more of the egotiscal one, since he always laughs at you if you can't keep up, and he spends a lot of time on leg stretches.
5. Don't strain yourself
To use your workout equipment correctly, you'll have to have good strength, but don't get too caught up in that! What's a spiffy maul if you can't hit anything? Plan your work out so you work on all the aspects and be a well-rounded athlete!
6. Dress appropiately
Some workout buddies tend to get a little rough, I mean, with swords and stuff, teach them safety and be safe yourself by donning appropiate equipment. Check that there is good insulation so that you don't get too cold, but make sure that there's good venilation so you don't get too hot! Rubber lining is great if you tend to workup some static while moving. A nifty gas mask can solve those icky gases you might inhale (like poison and persperation.).
7. Concentrate
It's better to be REALLY good at one thing than suck at everything! Don't do so much that you can only squeeze in about 5 minutes of each skill. Choose what you want to pursue, and follow that like a chicken in heat.
8. Talk
Get all the air out from your lungs (to make room for oxygen) by saying something. Some popular phrases include, "HELP!", "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!", "Follow me", "This is for you", "Retreat!", "Are you going to eat that?", and "IT'S MINE! MINE YOU HEAR?! MIIIINNNNNNNNEEEE!"*
*The execution of the last phrase takes much skill and should not be tried by less experienced athletes.
9. Don't carry too much
No one likes dragging around heavy items that take up a load of room on your body. Save room for other items that people might drop after their workout (or after they're pooped out). You never know when you might find something useful.
10. Avoid death
Everyone has their limits. Don't push it too hard. Pry yourself away from your workout and your buddies (even if they seem like they want to keep going). Not only do you leave an unsightly corpse, you're also left half naked and without money. Damn those workout buddies, they mugged you! So much for calling them buddies.
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Got that down? Great, now onto the real workout!
Diablo 2 and its expansion are not mine. This is kinda like a strategy guide/fanfic worked together. *shrug* Enjoy!
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Diablo 2 Workout
By Binkari
with help from Gotnks
The Basics
----------
1. Avoid toxins (and monsters with bad breath and gas problems)
Not only does this tink away at your health, it also turns you into a nasty neon green. Like you just stepped out from a nuclear reactor. Eeeeeeew!
2. Running
Go on, shape those thighs by running! Eliminate flabby legs! Sure, you may have to haul ass to escape monsters, but running is also faster to get from point A to point B! Rocket propelled shoes help.
3. Drink lots of fluids
Being hydrated is one of the most important aspects of a workout. Replace that lost blood or used spirit with a healing or mana potion! They come in five flavors for your convienience: minor, light, regular, great, and super. On the run? Down a stamina potion and keep going! Caught in snowfall, no problem, the thawing potion will warm you right up! Can't wait for the healing to start, chug down a rejuvanation potion!
4. Workout with the Big boys
Nothing's worse than having workout buddies that just can't keep up with your super-cool tae bo or archery lessons! Choose ones that can take the heat! Andariel's great for beginners. Duriel's more of the yoga type, so he forces you to take it slow. Mephisto loves his arm circles! He does have asthma, though. Diablo is an expert on dog impressions and the body builder of the bunch...as you can see from his abs and his top-heavy appearance. Baal is more of the egotiscal one, since he always laughs at you if you can't keep up, and he spends a lot of time on leg stretches.
5. Don't strain yourself
To use your workout equipment correctly, you'll have to have good strength, but don't get too caught up in that! What's a spiffy maul if you can't hit anything? Plan your work out so you work on all the aspects and be a well-rounded athlete!
6. Dress appropiately
Some workout buddies tend to get a little rough, I mean, with swords and stuff, teach them safety and be safe yourself by donning appropiate equipment. Check that there is good insulation so that you don't get too cold, but make sure that there's good venilation so you don't get too hot! Rubber lining is great if you tend to workup some static while moving. A nifty gas mask can solve those icky gases you might inhale (like poison and persperation.).
7. Concentrate
It's better to be REALLY good at one thing than suck at everything! Don't do so much that you can only squeeze in about 5 minutes of each skill. Choose what you want to pursue, and follow that like a chicken in heat.
8. Talk
Get all the air out from your lungs (to make room for oxygen) by saying something. Some popular phrases include, "HELP!", "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!", "Follow me", "This is for you", "Retreat!", "Are you going to eat that?", and "IT'S MINE! MINE YOU HEAR?! MIIIINNNNNNNNEEEE!"*
*The execution of the last phrase takes much skill and should not be tried by less experienced athletes.
9. Don't carry too much
No one likes dragging around heavy items that take up a load of room on your body. Save room for other items that people might drop after their workout (or after they're pooped out). You never know when you might find something useful.
10. Avoid death
Everyone has their limits. Don't push it too hard. Pry yourself away from your workout and your buddies (even if they seem like they want to keep going). Not only do you leave an unsightly corpse, you're also left half naked and without money. Damn those workout buddies, they mugged you! So much for calling them buddies.
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Got that down? Great, now onto the real workout!