I walked up to my office and told my assistant to get me my everyday morning coffee. I was so unlucky to have her. SHE WAS FREAKISHLY ULTIMATELY STUPID! I MEAN, HERE IS HER RECORD!

Name: Nami

Age: 13

Date of Birth: October 13, 1994, Friday

Jobs lost: 50

Salary: $10 per hour as of now because I just found out about her stupidness…

I quickly hid the paper as she came back. She stared stupidly for a while. Went back to her work and tripped as she walked.

Stupid

There wasn't anything on the floor. She trips for no reason!

Enough about her! Nami! Get on with the disclaimer!

Nami: Yes sir! Mr.JyukenKaisho does not own One Piece or anything owned by Eiichiro Oda.

That was short… On with the story!

Flashback…

"Luffy, I promise this straw hat to you. Bring it back to me…As a great pirate."

"Shanks! See ya!"

End flashback…

This was the best moment in his life and he could still remember it clearly.

It was the day Shanks gave him his treasured straw hat…The day he left his hometown.

Luffy stood in the morning sun in his hometown, filled with busy people, mainly drug lords, prostitutes, gangs roming the streets. Indeed his home was quite a busy place.

Luffy had just finish packing his things, namely meat. He was going to set out on his journey to find the legendary treasure, One Piece! A treasure hidden in the mysterious sea of the Grand Line.

Luffy was about to leave on his small boat before he said "bye" to the place. He finally started on his journey.

A few hours later…


Luffy had met a pirate ship along the way, although the ship didn't notice him.

He secretly stowed away in a barrel saying "For Monkey".

Luffy didn't know time passed really fast. He heard the pirates screaming "For Alvida!"

"Must be the ship's captain!" Luffy thought.

Luffy then came out of the barrel and punched Alvida in the face, Knocked out the ship's crew and took the ship.

He took out his checklist and marked "Get a ship" with a check.

Now next is… "Find crew"

"Seems easy enough." Luffy said confidently.

He then sailed East Blue looking for a crew.

A couple of days later…

"Ahhh….. meat… need meat." Luffy said desperately.

Then a poster suddenly flew to his face. It said "Wanted. Roronoa Zoro. 5,000,000 beli award.

"Ahh, I think I'll let him be my first mate. The question is, where is he?" Luffy said with a wink.

5 days later…

Luffy landed on an island, took his stuff for safekeeping and started to look for Zoro.

"Hey ossan, do you by any chance have seen or known Roronoa Zoro?" Luffy said with pauses.

"Uhh, Yeah. He's in that restaurant that says "Meshi".

"Thanks ossan." Luffy said.

In the restaurant…

Luffy barged in and shouted "Where is Roronoa Zoro?!"

"I'm Zoro. What do you want?" Zoro said in a show-off manner.

"I heard your a pirate hunter."

"Sorry, I'm not in that business anymore."

"Yata! Do you want to be my first mate in my pirate crew?"

"Nani?! You want me to just join you?! What the hell?!"

"Please?" Luffy said desperately.

"If you pay me." Zoro said with a scary look.

"Sure. How much?" Luffy said with a smile.

"Jyuban Beli." (Jyuban is 100,000)

"Sure, come over to my ship and I'll give it to ya."

"LOL!" Zoro said all high and mighty.

And with that, Zoro became Luffy's first mate in his journey towards becoming the Pirate King.

An hour later…

"How long has it been?" Luffy said without noticing the "An hour later" I put on top of this sentence.

"3 days" Zoro said.

They found an island and shouted for joy. At last they could find…

In Mr.Jyuken Kaisho's office…

"What the? Nami! Where did you put Luffy's checklist?!"

"Sir, What's a checklist?"

"(sigh) Oh well."

Back to the story…

They found an island and shouted for joy. At last they could find a navigator.

"Oy Luffy! So we're gonna find a navigator huh?"

"Yup"

"Seems to me there's no one in this town."

"Hey look a pirate ship!" Luffy said as he ran towards it.

Zoro was looking closely at the pirate mark.

"Oh crap! Luffy, stop! It's Buggy the Clown's pirate ship!" Zoro said irritatingly.

Luffy didn't hear it and just kept running towards it.

Zoro followed him. They were about to face one of the strongest pirates off all time, Buggy the Clown, commander of the legendary Buggy pirate crew.

As they ran towards it, they didn't know that…

STOP!

My office…

Nami! Stop! That's suppose to be for the next chapter!

Nami: (snoring)

Wtf?! Nami! You can sleep typing!?

Nami: Huh? Oh Hi Mr.Jyuken!

Get out of my office and don't come back until u get smarter!

Nami: (Asleep)

That's it! Your fired!