a/n I just want to say thank you to keltieful for editing my story It didn't have the best grammar and she fixed it up for me and added a bit more detail, you should check her out she makes awsome story's thanks!
"Luuuuuuuuuuce!" Shouted a certain pinkette, "the fries are done." As he yelled this to his beautiful girlfriend, Lucy Heartfilia, the young 20 year old male attempted to find the bottle of ketchup in the refrigerator.
"Yeah, yeah. I'll be right there, sheesh Natsu," replied the blonde.
"Now, where is the damn thing? Yes!" As he picked up the bottle of Heinz, Natsu tipped it upside down and started to shake.
"Ok Natsu, I'm coming." Lucy called as she walked into the kitchen and spotted her dog Plue sitting beside Natsu. She walked over to them, stopping briefly to pat her white dog.
"Hey Natsu, you shouldn't shake the ketchup that way, it could…
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SPLAT!
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"NAAAAATSUUUUU!" Yelled the busty blonde. She glared up at her beloved boyfriend who had just managed to drench her in ketchup.
"You complete imbecile! You even got Plue! And look at my floor!" She screamed and ranted.
"H-hey L-Luce. I, ah, didn't see you t-there?"
"Natsu Dragneel, you will clean up this mess right now." Barked the aggravated girl.
"Buuuuuuut Luceeeeee…" whined the pinkette.
"No buts, Natsu. Clean. I'm going to bathe Plue." With that said, the woman and dog left the male to clean up the kitchen.
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"That damn man! What kind of guy makes that much of a mess every time he's left alone?" Lucy mumbled as she tried to scrub Plue as clean as possible. It seemed that his muzzle was now stained a light reddish orange.
"Damn him."
After Plue's bath was finished, she took a brisk shower hoping to rinse some of the ketchup off her own body. Unfortunately it seemed to just make the bath dirtier. Thick splotches of red sauce were stuck to the white porcelain. She sighed, 'guess I'll have to clean in here too.' The longer Natsu and Happy lived there, the more her apartment transformed into a pig sty.
She could never totally regret her decision though. She loved them both too much.
"I guess I can't complain. He's just naturally a klutz." She whispered to herself whilst she lathered shampoo in her hair.
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"I don't see the problem here. I bet everyone's spilt ketchup on a dog before, hey Happy." Natsu asked the Russian Blue as he sashayed through the doorway after Luce had left. He replied with a mewl that always seemed to sound like 'aye'.
"I knew you'd agree with me, buddy. Now, if we don't have ketchup, Luce won't eat fries. Why don't we just eat 'em?" said Natsu as he walked over to the counter and picked up the plate of greasy food. He quickly polished them off, managing to feed a few to Happy between mouthfuls. 'I wonder if cats can eat these?' he thought to himself as he stuffed his face. 'Meh, it's Happy. He can eat anything.'
Meanwhile, Lucy had finished her shower. She came back into the kitchen to see if he actually finished the job she'd given him.
"Natsu, I expect all the ketchup to be cleaned off the floor." She hollered as she got to the kitchen door. This was quickly follower by a "u-um, don't come in yet!"
Not listening to her boyfriend, the blonde walked in. Upon seeing the mess of ketchup on the floor she sighed.
"Natsu really? And where did all the fries go-OOOOOOOH?!" Lucy slipped forward on the sauce covered floor, landing on her other half.
"Sup Luce, you should really watch where you walk." Natsu nervously replied.
"Really Natsu? You're choosing now to joke around?"
"Yep!" Came his quick reply as he took hold of Lucy and began to tickle her.
"Natsu, STOP, please!" pleaded said girl. All she heard was a brief 'nope'. She then started to tickle Natsu, causing the break out of an all out tickle war in the middle of the ketchup-ed kitchen. Happy, completely forgotten, looked on from the safety of the countertop.
As the fight wore on, Lucy gained the upper hand. She quickly got up and straddled him. She tickled the poor man senseless only pausing when their faces came so close that their noses brushed.
"Hey Luce, you've got some ketchup there." Natsu pointed at her lips before quickly diving in to give her a heated kiss. Slowly but surely, Lucy started to reply to his ministrations, deepening the kiss until Natsu broke it off and ran, locking himself in the bathroom. Back in the kitchen, a dazed blonde slowly awakened in a swamp of ketchup.
"DAMN IT NATSU!" She yelled, breaking out of her haze. She got up and ran into the other room, following Natsu's messy trail. She banged on the bathroom door and yelled at him to open up for about five minutes. She was just about ready to kick down the door when it opened and a muscular arm took hold of the blonde's waist.
Natsu pulled her into the bathroom; wearing nothing but a towel hanging dangerously low off his hips. Without wasting a second he tugged her against his muscular chest and leaned down.
"You said you needed a shower and it just so happens that I do too. Care to join me?" He whispered huskily, nibbling lightly on the shell of her ear.
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Let's just say that Lucy can't say no to Natsu. And that their shower lasted a lot longer than usual