Disclaimer: I do not own FMA. If I did, it would be Edvy, and have lots of buttsmex and preggos. XD

Warnings: - Randomness, at times.

- Lack of spell checker

- OOC

- MPREG

- Swearing

- Waffle Abuse

- Violence (??)

- Stupidity

Living With Lunatics

Leggo My Edo!!

It was just before breakfast and Edward and Envy were sitting in the living room on the couch. Alphonse, their younger brother, was in the kitchen making breakfast.

Annoyed golden eyes glanced up at the sin, for his head was on the boy's lap. For ten minutes now, Envy had been mindlessly flipping through channals on the big screen T.V. they owned.

"Would you just leave it on one channel!?" Edward snapped, his temper getting the best of him. Al had always told him he needed anger management, but it seemed to get worse now that he was pregnant.

Bored violet eyes met with Ed's golden glare, and Envy gave a small shrug. "Fine, but nothing's on," came the sin's reply, and he flipped the channel once more before landing on an Eggo comercial.

It was one of Wrath's favorites, who would have been here if he didn't sleep over Izumi's house. The comercial was one of many about a father trying desperatly to get his daughter's Eggo waffles, but failing misrably every time.

Just when it was over, Alphonce came into the room with an apron on. "Breakfast is ready, you two," he said, smiling as he walked over to help Edward up. His smile faded when took note that both boys were strifling laughter. "...What?" He asked, clearly confused.

"The.."

"...Apron!"

The elder boys looked at eachother once, then back at Al, then back at eachother before going into a laughing, and giggling, fit. Pouting, Al left them and went back to the kitchen. The laughing boys soon followed, already calming down.

Once there, both teens quickly took their seats and waited impationtly for their food. "Hurry up, Younger-Chibi-san!" Envy called, banging his fork and knife on the table.

"Yeah, Al, I thought you said it was done!"

"Calm down!" Al scolded them, walking over to the table with plates of-

"EGGOS!!" Wrath yelled, seemingly appearing out no-where and snatching the two piles of waffles off of the plates Al was holding.

"Wrath!?" The three boys chorused. The sudden appearance had made all three boys fill with mixed emotions such as: confusion (Al), surprise (Ed), and anger (Envy).

Wrath only responded with a grin, and he then bit into one of the waffles. "Hi ya!"

Growling, Envy jumped onto the table. "WRATH! LEGGO MY EGGO, YOU BRAT!" He yelled, attempting to jump on the boy. However, with a giggle, Wrath easily avoided the palm-tree and took a bite out of one of Envy's chocolate chip Eggos.

"You have to be faster than that, Envy!" He laughed, and ran into the next room.

When they disapeared, Alphonse sighed and turned to his brother, who was shaking with laughter. "...Ed?" He questioned, stricken with confusion for the third time this morning. When his brother only continued his giggle fit, he shifted in awekwardness. "Uhm...Brother..? Are you..okay?"

"Y-Yes!" Ed said, starting to calm down. "It's just...Wrath and Envy would be perfect for a new Eggo comercial, don't you think?" He said, grinning widely.

Al thought about it for a moment, before noding, and giggling. "Yes, they would. Too bad they would destroy the set before they finished filming it." Just then, there was a loud slam upstairs, and hurried footsteps ran down the stairs.

Wrath was the only one to arrive in the kitchen, and he quickly took hold of Edward. "Save me, shorty!" He whined, clinging onto the golden-haird boy with dear life. "Envy's going to killll me!"

Edward was about to go into one of his rants when noise that sounded awfully like a door being ripped off its hindges cut him off. "What the hell?" he muttered, insted.

Soon, heavy, angry footsteps could be heard comming their way, and the three boys quickly hid in fright. Edward and Wrath (who still clung to said teen) hid under the table, while Al hid in the tin garbage can.

Just then, Envy stormed into the room, angry written all over his face. "WRATH, WHERE ARE YOU?!" He shouted, taking a nearby chair and throwing it across the kitchen. Al let out an agrivated groan - he would have to clean that up later - but Envy ignored him and crouched under the table. When he saw that the youngest boy was clinging to his Edward, he glared and started pulling on Wrath. "Leggo my Edo!!" He whined, pulling at the boy until both boys went flying backwords.

With a sigh, Edward crawled out from under the table, being carful of their unborn baby, and pulled the two sins off eachother. "Geez, it was only waffles..Al will make more, rig- Hey, where's Al?" He asked, looking around.

"I'm in here!" Al called from the garbage, and steped out of it.

Wrath gasped and quickly stood up. "HE WAS IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME!" He exclaimed, pointed to the tin garbage can Al was in.

The room then turned an awkward silent, the other three boys staring at the strange (and a bit crazy) boy. Wrath could feel their confused stares and sighed. "...What are you talking about?" Ed finally spoke.

"Yeah, what the hell are you smoking, brat?" Envy mumbled, giving Wrath a wack on the head.

Wrath complained that they didn't spend enough time online. "It was a joke! Geez! You all are too serious...LIVE A LITTLE!" He mumbled, and left the room.

--LATER THAT DAY!!--

"My Eggo..." Envy mumbled to himself as he ate one of the waffles Alphonse had re-made for him. Edward's head was once again on his lap, and they were once again watching television. This time, however, Wrath was the one who was flipping through channels.

Edward, however, didn't mind, for Envy was feeding him delicious waffles, while gently messaging his prenant belly. Everything was peaceful, until Envy started mumbling to himself, as usual, but in third-person.

"Envy loves his Eggos..," Envy said, smiling softly as he drifted off into Waffle Land. "Envy loves-o his-o Edo...Edo loves-o Eggos...And-o...plays-o with-o leggos?" He giggled, which made Ed smile, and Wrath roll his eyes.

"And you tell me I don't get out much?"

Envy shot the boy a nasty look, before rolling his eyes. "However, Edo is my preggo," the sin purred in Edward's ear, making the golden-haird Elric blush.