Disclaimer:

Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?

Tony Stark: It'll still go up.

Steve Rogers: Elevator's not worthy.

I own nothing. This story was based off the quote above. CACW did not happen in this story. they might seem a little oc. sorry. Enjoy. I may have had too much fun looking up 1940s slang on google. i am not sorry.

Thor had just finished talking to Pepper as he heard Steve and Tony bickering again. He entered the elevator as a devious idea struck him. Thor placed Mjolnir down on the elevator floor and pushed the up arrow. It seemed Tony was right as the elevator went up causing Thor to laugh at the memory of the conversation.

"Friday" Thor boomed

"Yes Thor" the AI answered

"It seems that The man of Iron and the Captain are still fighting and it is bothering Lady Pepper. I plan to leave Mjolnir in the elevator with them. is it possible to make it appear that the elevator can not move do its location. until the work out their problem with each other." Thor questioned

"consider it done. I will also record it." Friday seemed to laugh as Thor grinned.

Thor stepped out into Tony and Steve glaring at each other. They sheepishly smiled at Thor and got on the elevator making Thor laugh.

As the doors closed they turned to each other to continue their argument. Friday made the elevator jolt to a stop between floors confusing them both.

"Stark?" Steve questioned.

"Friday what happened?" Tony investigated as he pulled up the schematics.

"It seemed something from inside the elevator has stalled movement." Friday claimed.

"Tony. the elevator's not worthy" Steve chuckled noticing Mjolnir.

"You always have to be right don't you." Tony grumbled.

"That is rich coming from you" Steve clapped back squaring up, "What is your beef with me? you carrying a torch or something?"

"Speak English your age is showing Gramps." Tony sassed, "My problem is you. Mr. perfected, golden boy. My father spent his life looking for you. You leave a big shadow."

Steve relaxed his posture and softly said "Tony, I am sorry that happened."

"How are you so perfect?" Tony muttered angrily.

"I'm not. I never was. People see what they want to Tony. Captain America and Steve Rodgers are not the same." Steve declared.

"Yeah right." Tony growled.

"We share qualities. I never planned to live through the crash. I was never with Peggy. I have been lying for over 70 years. And you are cute when you get mad." Steve rambled darkly.

"You can barely lie Rogers." Tony scoffed.

"Really? I'm khaki wacky and none of you have caught on." Steve stated.

"What?" Tony asked puzzled.

"Nothing." Steve laughed.

"So you think I'm cute huh?" Tony baited leaning back on the wall.

"Maybe, does that bother you?" Steve teased stalking forward with a light blush.

"Don't start something you can't finish Cap." Tony said matching Steve's movements.

"Oh I always finish." Steve Teased pinning Tony to the wall.

"So do I." Tony challenged invitingly as he moved closer to Steve calling his bluff.

Steve pushed his mouth on Tony's with a light force surprising Tony. They broke apart and Steve wore a goofy smile. Tony recovered and jumped Steve attempting to take back control. Steve laughed as they both crashed to the floor.

"Maybe you aren't such a prude." Tony laughed kissing Steve again.

The elevator moved back to the communal floor. The doors opened to Thor standing there with a smile.

"The Elevator is worthy." Thor's laughter boomed making them jump apart.