Pleasing the Public Part 2
It was now morning as Mr. Bram Stoker relaxed in his velvet chair reading the daily newspaper while listening to Black Canary snore on the sofa.
Ah, how I love Wednesdays
And as if on cue, who showed up but Catman
Oh joy, look what the lions dragged in. What do you want, Blake? Can't you see that I'm in the middle of my morning tan?
"We need to discuss my song for this so-called X factor rip-off" Catman snarled as the author rolled his eyes
Oy vey, for the last time, NO I am not changing my mind. You are doing Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal and that's finis! Now vamoose, before I send Charaxes out of his cage.
"Would SOMEONE get Charaxes OUT of my shower?! He's slobbering all over my sink! EWWW! OH GAWD NOW HE'S PEEING!" Stargirl shrieked
Oh Lord, I knew this would result. One of these days, I've got to install some security cameras around here, so this wouldn't look like an out of control frat house
Catman got a mischievous look on his face as he stroked Dinah's hair as she slept
Catman! Get away from my wife before I take your hand and tie it into a pastrami knot!
Catman instantly obeyed, before getting clonked on the head by Hippolyta with a frying pan in her hand
"Pretty…" Catman murmured stupidly, his tongue flopping out before dropping to the floor.
Thanks. So Hippolyta, how is my most gorgeous Amazon queen today? You look simply fabulous as always!
"Oh thanks so much sweetheart." Hippolyta cooed sweetly, planting several smooches on the author's forehead, a big goofy grin on his face
God, I love this job. I love it, I love it.
"Mr. Stoker, we need to… uh, what the?" Booster Gold paused as he saw the author surrounded by a gaggle of beauties, Huntress, Black Canary, Lady Blackhawk, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Giganta, Cheetara, Vicky Vale, Fire, Ice, the Amazons, Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl, Power Girl, and Lois Lane reclined on the author's lap, handing him grapes.
Hello Superman, you got here just in time. Pardon this, it seems my, ahem, my ladies cant resist working for me. Am I right, ladies?
"Oh Bram, I want to have as many babies with you as possible! Oh God, I feel so fucking horny!" Lady Blackhawk ranted, feeling something between her legs.
Uh, O-K then, um Supes, why don't we talk about this over lunch? If you excuse me, the girls and I are very weary after our meeting. We need a rest.
All girls agreed and yawned and next thing, the heroine flock was sound asleep, snoring away.
It's good to be the king
After a long discussion of bills and plans, and some… get together time with Lady Blackhawk, Stoker had finally finished staging the set for the X factor show
Well, finally it's finished, and come sunrise, it'll be as bigger than that ridiculous My Little Pony crap
"Hey! I resent that!" Flash snapped, wearing a Brony shirt. Stoker rolled his eyes
End of One Shot