Author: General Touchstone
Summary: I wrote this because I could, and it had sounded funny at the time. It's a tiny ficlet about how insane I believe Sirius Black to have been when he was a student at Hogwarts. Also, I'm a Sirius/Remus fan, but I was nice enough to delete any slash connotations in this only because I knew more people would read this if it were clean. Please enjoy my sad attempt at humour.
Remus sat reading yet another book when up came Sirius who plopped his bum down next to him on the big seat.
Remus, being the strong-minded individual he was, didn't blink a lash.
Sirius stared at him expectantly.
He kept on reading.
Seeing that he wasn't giving his undivided attention, Sirius leaned back in the seat and put a concentrating frown on his face.
3o seconds later his eyes took on an inspired look.
He tapped Remus on the arm.
He ignored him.
Sirius tapped again.
He ignored him.
Not one to give up quickly, Sirius decided to go full out.
He grabbed the cover of the book Remus was reading and snapped it shut as loudly as possible as closely as possible to his victim's face.
Remus didn't even flinch.
Figuring he wasn't about to give up his antics, Remus quickly decided to give in to him only because it was easier. There was really no reason to resist Sirius anyway.
Remus turned to him with raised eyebrows as if to say "what the hell do you want?!"
His grin was evidently because of his triumph at gaining the boy's attention.
"Guess what I am!" He said as if it were the most exciting thing about to happen in his life.
Remus waited patiently.
Sirius puffed out his cheeks, crossed his eyes and held his breath until his face turned red.
Remus waited patiently.
Seeing that his friend wasn't about to guess, he stopped his pose and rolled his eyes.
"I'm a monkey stupid!"
And Sirius walked away.