This is crack. It is super crack. It is crack cause there is Princess America and Poland and a ton of other stuff. I enjoyed writing this a ton, I hope everyone enjoys reading it.

Also I will beg for comments and reviews, because this is my first time writing anything that is more than a single chapter. Please support me! 3

The morning was super beautiful. The sun was super sparkly, the flowers were perky and singing, and hundreds of soldiers were dying outside the white washed walls of the Kingdom of Those Guys and the Principalities of Not North America so Whatever. The Kingdom of Those Guys was ruled by a pervy King named Francis, and monster browed Queen (seriously he like totally needs to get those things plucked. Totally uncute!) But most importantly there was a super, cute princess who was the most uncool manners ever but like whatever. But anyway, this super cute princess was just now waking up from like sleeping.

The cute princess woke up from in a like totally awesome sleep. Her lush lashes fluttered against her cheeks (but they could totally use some glittery mascara. I found like this perfect color the other day when I was out with Toris.) But like anyway, the little princess opened her adorable baby blues and sat up stretching just as her like totally less cute chambermaid came in.

So like the chambermaid had like zero fashion sense. Wearing like baby flush pink with rose pink? Like really, didn't anyone teach him how to like not clash, seriously? But whatever, she had on this like super fashionable knee-length dress. It had those baby flush pink cuffs and collar, but like the apron and she was wearing with it totally clashed! It's like really upsetting! At least the ribbon tied around her neck matched the cuffs. She also had on these super sexy black, heeled boots that disappeared under her skirt. (They were totally fabulous! I wonder where she got them? I have this great outfit that would look like perfect with them.)

So the fashionably dense chambermaid walked in to the princess's room and flushed because the like totally cute princess was totally like not wearing her nightclothes. She like managed to take off her adorable robin's egg blue nightdress. It had this super cute lacing around the collar, sleeves, and bottom. It was like such a waste. And now the style challenged chambermaid was sporting a flush that really clashed with her outfit. Which is totally understandable because the princess has really nice abs that had sheets like pooling just under them and even though she has like no chest for filling out the more seasonal dresses this year, she does have a like fabulous chest. It's super toned from like all the exercising the super cute princess did, but it was kinda manly honestly, but whatever. The chambermaid was blushing and the princess was like totally indecent.

"Hey Mattie." The totally fabulous princess yawned at her servant.

"Y-y-y-your majesty! W-what happened to your clothes?" The pink disaster of a woman stuttered at the nude princess, who rolled her eyes in return.

"Gosh Mattie it's not like I ever wear those stupid dress things. Really you should be over it after like our whole lives." The princess pushed off the fabulous silk sheets and slid from the like totally awesome bed. The maid's blush didn't like waver at all when she saw that her charge didn't manage to take off her super frilly bloomers during the light. But like seriously, this princess had fabulous legs and without anything covering them the servant got like a fabulous view of them.

"Your majesty… please my name is Canada…"

"Mattie I've known you since we were in the womb! I think I can call you Mattie. And you can call me Alfred right? I mean were practically brothers." The totally delusional princess said to the like pink monster chambermaid. She walked over to her like totally fabulous closet and started shifting through the most adorable and fashionable outfits like EVER! But she like totally didn't appreciate them at all! And she kept getting like the worse wrinkles as she scrunched up he brows. "Darn it! Why don't I have any real clothes?"

The pink disaster just sighed, cause like, she had totally heard this a ton of times already. "America…" She like only conceded. "How can we be brothers when we are both girls?" The chambermaid went over to the closet and started picking out clothes, because like she might not be able to dress herself but she is really good at making the pretty, pretty princess look like totally pretty.

Canada took the like still mostly naked princess from her like totally underappreciated closet and stood her in front of a mirror. She rested the chosen outfit over the chair of this adorable vanity, with some like really pretty make up on it. The chambermaid turned back to the princess who was like totally pouting in the cutest way ever. Her lower lip was sticking out just like perfectly and her eyes had gone all sparkly. "That is not going to work on me, America."

"We do this everyday Mattie, can't I just wear pants once? Please? Pretty please, with rainbow sprinkles and maple syrup on top?"

"No."

That lower lip jutted out just the tiniest bit more and any other like fashionista would have totally caved. But the maid was like not one so she didn't.

The fashion victim handed the totally adorable princess another pair of bloomers, this time white, but no like less frilly or adorable. But the like totally adorable princess like totally didn't take them. She just stared at the proffered item though and then like started whining, "Mattie. Can't I wear real underwear, not the girly stuff?"

"These are real underwear America. You are a girl, it is only appropriate for you to wear them." The like color blind chambermaid pushed the super cute panties into the princess's chest.

"But I'm NOT a GIRL!" The princess like totally insisted. "I have a PENIS!"

But Canada just like stared because she had like totally heard this before. "We've been over this before America. You are a princess how could you have a…" The servant totally started blushing again and like coughed a bit. "A dong? You are not having another delusion again are you? Should I tell your mother and send for Doctor Cuba again?"

The fabulous princess like totally blanched at the memory of that psycho doctor. "Fine! I'll put on the stupid panties." The pretty princess took them and stomped off behind a folding screen and changed into the super cute panties. When she came back, the maid had a corset in hand. "No. No way! I got the stupid underwear on, I'm not wearing a corset too…" The princess cowered behind the screen.

"You majesty." The clashing monster said in this like super sweet voice that was vaguely terrifying because she was like smiling in the creepiest way, well not as creepy as like Russia but still pretty creepy. So like the princess actually had a good reason to be afraid because the chambermaid had pulled out this long leather whip thing that totally did not accessorize well. "Please do not make me hurt you, eh?"

"M-mattie. N-n-now really. There's no reason for t-that is there?" The totally adorable and still indecent princess stuttered out, because like that servant is scary with a whip! The princess had like the mental scars to prove it.

"You are correct your highness. So just let me help you into your corset." The creepy maid like started towards the princess holding the like actually really fabulous corset in one hand; it had these cute little bows on it and this white boning in it, and it was all lacey with this pretty pink ribbon in the back to tie it closed. But like anyway in the other hand she had her really long whip and it was like dragging on the floor as she approached.

"NO WAY! I'm tired of wearing all those girly things! I'm a MAN!" The princess tried to take cover behind the screen but like the maid wouldn't have like any of that. So she totally shoved the folding screen closed and then like the princess let out this adorable little "EEP!" kinda like puppies when you tickle their bellies. But like anyway the maid totally pounced on the princess and tied her hands together over her head with that like horrible whip.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" The princess totally screamed as the color challenged servant managed to wrestle her to the ground and force her into the like totally figure flattering corset. The maid was like kinda sitting on the princess's hips to keep her from flailing her legs as she tied the ribbon closed, but like by now the princess was mostly still but kept making these little whimpers every so often. But the fashion disaster just ignored the adorable little sounds and picked the princess back up once the thing was in place. She started pulling the dress over the like nonresponsive princess's head and combed her hair out a bit to make it do this adorable flippy thing at the end. Once the maid was done making the princess totally fabulous, she stepped back to observe her like amazing job. (Too bad she couldn't do the same thing for herself right?)

Now that the princess looked totally fabulous, she stopped whining because she totally knew there was no way she was gonna get out of her totally stylish dress, which was the cutest shade of blue that just made her eyes like totally sparkle. If they added just a tiny bit of glittery mascara and she would have totally look her absolute best, but anyway now she stopped whimpering and like totally messed up her fabulous hair by ruffling it with her hand making this crazy cowlick in the front. The fashionably challenged maid just sighed at the princess because usually getting the princess dressed was a lot more violent, the princess must still be really tired or something. "It's time for breakfast, you should hurry or the Queen will scold you again."

The princess just sniffed a couple times before heading out the door and towards the dining hall, her fabulous stilettos clicking against the castle's tiled floors.

*****

"Okay so it's like totally your turn Cuba." The super fabulous nation of Poland said, having finished his part of their silly chain story.

The Caribbean nation blinked up from his carton of pina colada ice cream. The spoon between his lips disappeared back into the carton and reappeared with a scoop of the frozen treat. "Why do I have to go next?"

The sparkly nation sighed, "Because like you got the next smallest stick right? That means it's your turn now."

"I don't understand how telling this story is getting back at America bastard for not inviting us to his party." The pineapple-shirt wearing nation commented.

"Just tell the story Cuba. Maybe then Poland will let us return to our homes." Switzerland polished his lethal STG 90. His sister, sitting on the same log beside him, just nodded and whispered something that could have been "Brother."

"Yeah, like totally get on with it." The super fabulous nation wrapped his arms around Lithuania's arm and rested his head against his shoulder, inhibiting the easygoing nation's s'more creating only the tiniest bit.

The Caribbean nation sighed and, taking another bite of his tropical treat, started.

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