Dear demi-god,
If you are reading this I can only tell you that your life is about to be turned upside down. Monsters will come left and right. The horrifying part, they will come after you like they did me.
Now you probably think I'm making this up but seriously toss out every lie that monsters don't exist because whoever told you that is most likely trying to deny the truth. Some monsters won't put up to bad of a fight and you can leave with just some scratches but most of them can be fatal. The first rule of survival in the real world, taught by a daughter of Athena, Annabeth Chase (my brother's girlfriend) to me is "Never let your guard down." Kind of hard when you are sleeping but you learn with Chiron's fake (middle of the night) emergencies. So not fun.
Another thing people toss out the window with is gods. No not idols, but immortal human beings. Greek gods. The worst thing about gods is that they LOVE to have kids with humans. But I shouldn't be talking considering my dad is a god. That right my dad is an immortal guy that has about a million kids and is older than dirt. It's complicated.
Sometimes some of the demi-gods (what children of a god are called) rebel and its super annoying. You try having to fight and potentially kill your old cabin mates, your own blood on your mom or dad's side. So not cool. I think it would be easier if the gods and their kids just got along. But no they just have to do the same thing they have been doing since the dawn of time: making their lives super and everyone else's miserable. It is a real stupid system if you ask me.
Now if you believe this I think I should tell you a little about myself. If you repeat this information to any other living soul (besides your school satyr) then you will find Clarisse with her electric spear in your face, so bloody horrible. My name is Adometa Jackson and my dad is Poseidon. He is one of the big 3 and has two brothers, Zeus and Hades. All 3 of them are very low on the list of people I like. I live with my mom and twin brother Perceus (Percy is his informal name). Both are names Greek and both are weird. Adometa means one who is untamed and Perceus is the only hero that didn't die a horrible death. Our mom thought that we would inherit our names. That plan didn't work for Percy, by the looks of how his life is going so far, let's just say I'm not holding my breath. But Dad calls me "Sea Spirit". I don't like to be confined. Try explaining that to my teachers. I don't TRY to shoot rubber bands! It just happens. I call it "an ADHD attack".
We are both summer campers at the only safe place (most of the time) on earth for half bloods and half the time we are trying to save the planet. The only upside to that is when it is time to go back to school you always have something to say about your summer vacation. "Yeah this summer I saved the world for the millionth time, you are so welcome you bloody humans."
When my best friend, Thalia Grace (50 millionth daughter of Zeus) was 13 and trying to escape a pack of stinkin hellhounds on Half-Blood Hill, her dad thought instead of being eaten by Hades favorite pet, it would be nicer just to turn her into a tree. Me and Percy still have nightmares that if something happen like that to us, our dad might turn us into a piece of kelp. Reason # 9,999,999 why my dad is one of the top people I would not want to be mad at me. Preferably I would want no god mad at me. They have power that if wanted, can turn you into a brick. Not cool at all.
So find your school satyr (half goat half kid) most likely he is wearing a goatee, walks weird, and has a real creepy laugh. Just tell them that Adometa and Dionysus sent you. They will freak out! It's kind of funny.
Sincerely,
Adometa Jackson
Daughter of Poseidon and Sally Jackson