No Yes What?

by londonpunker14

short drabble i did about Lily and James

No?Yes?What?

Disclaimer: No I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, the Deathly Hallows epilogue would have been wayyyyyyyy different.

"No Potter"

"Pleeeaaaaasssseeeeee?"

"For the 567th time, yes I've kept track, NO!"

"Why not? I want at least one good reason why not."

"Only one? Well, here's three instead. You're and arrogant, egotistical PRAT!"

"Wow. That's a pretty good answer, but still! Pleaassseeee go out with me!"

"If I say yes, will you shut up and go away?"

"Yes."

"The answer's still no."

"What?! I thought you'd say yes!"

"You thought wrong."

"But Lilllyyyyyy---"

Lily cut James' rant off by kissing him.

"There! Now shut up!"

"Bu, but you KISSED ME!"

"Yes, I did."

"Does this mean you'll go out with me then?"

"No."

"But you kissed me?"

"Yes."

"But you won't go out with me?"

"Yep."

"Yep, as in you'll go out with me?"

"No, yep as in I won't go out with you."

"Sooo, wait, that doesn't make any sense."

"Sure it does."

"Nooo, not really."

"Whatever, I'll see you around Potter."

With that Lily walked away with a small smile on her face. She'd let him suffer for another week, then say yes. Maybe the shock would kill him. If only…

AN: I was bored. The result is before you. I know it was short but I didn't have a lot of energy . If you liked it, review. If you hated it, review. All feedback is appreciated!