I do not own Pokemon
Drew: If she did, we'd be in serious trouble.
Me: I hate you.
Drew: Thanks.
May: o-O
Hi people! I'm back with a new story, eating beef with mushrooms at the same time! Hope you like it. This story is based on the princess and the pea.
There was once a prince named Drew, and his parents wanted a princess, but then she must be a real Princess. He travelled right around the world to find one, but there was always something wrong. There were plenty of princesses, but whether they were real princesses he had great difficulty in discovering; there was always something which was not quite right about them. So at last he had come home again, and his parents were very sad because they wanted a real princess so badly.
One evening there was a terrible storm; it thundered and lightninged and the rain poured down in torrents; indeed it was a fearful night.
In the middle of the storm somebody knocked at the town gate, and the old King himself sent to open it.
It was a princess who stood outside, but she was in a terrible state from the rain and the storm. She was beautiful, with long brunette hair and beautiful blue eyes. But she was entirely drenched in water, her scarlet colored dress tattered and hair very wet.
"I am princess May of Petalburg. May I please spend the night?" the beautiful princess asked politely. Drew fell in love with her instantly, if only she was a real princess, then he'd be able to marry her. His parents allowed her to stay. But, as usual, they had to see if she was a real princess.
So secretly, the queen stripped the bedclothes of and put a small pea and put them back on. 'This should determine if princess May was indeed a real princess.' Queen Arlene thought, pleased with her plan.
The next day, they asked her how she slept.
'Oh terribly bad!' said Princess May, apologetically. 'I have hardly closed my eyes the whole night! Heaven knows what was in the bed. I seemed to be lying upon some hard thing, and my whole body is black and blue this morning. It is terrible."
TAt once, the King and Queen knew she was a real princess. She had felt the pea through twenty-five mattresses and comforters! No one but a real princess could have such delicate skin.
So, prince Drew asked her to be his wife, and she accepted eagerly, for she had fell in love with him at first sight, too. People far and wide watched as the princess walked down the aisle, wearing a beautiful silk white gown and a flower veil.
Their parents were crying with joy as they watched the newly weds kiss. And so they lived happily ever after.
As for the pea, it was put into the Museum, where it may still be seen if no one has stolen it. That pea has caused these two royals to have a happy marriage.
This, is a true story.
I hope you liked this oneshot! Oh yeah, which do you like out of these?
A.) The Maleviolent Sentient Poogle Plushie
B.) The White Lily Dreamer
C.) Cherry Blossom in the wind
I NEED YOU TO CHOOSE CAUSE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
Drew: That sucked.
May: DREW! That's rude! What did you really think of it?
Drew:... Fine, it was very romantic. Not that I care.
I hope you enjoyed a work by Lotus Blossom Skye.