DISCLAIMER :: THIS CAN ONLY BELONG TO A SCREAMY LITTLE FANGIRL. EVEN JK DISOWNED THE SERIES AFTER READING 1000s of such fics. Here is presented the shorter gist of it.
Harry Potter. Oh my God.
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Harry Potter was born on July 31st fap fap fap.
He was a rich little bitch fap fap fap.
I was a witch with need for a loan. I really needed the money badly. But I loved Harry Potter. I couldn't sleep with him for money in any way. I wanted to be his princess.
Those marvellous sculpted muscles ohhh fap fap fap.
I so badly want Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in bed together.... !! fap fap fap.
Those dreamy looks, that naughty smirk, such a handsome devil! *squealllllll* fap fap fap.
I wanna love you love you, you already know!
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Harry Potter fap fap fap is definitely going to buy a new house, get his inheritance at age of 5, move into a Potter castle, have a backyard full of previously thought extinct magical creatures; and then find the simplest solution to kill Voldemort :: Accio him into an active volcano.
And then he and Draco make up and kiss and then they both marry me, since the author is allowed one Mary Sue character in his/her story..... WOW IMA MARRYIN HARRY AND DRACO fap fap fap.
Wow, bitch, you sure you aint gonna aim for em both ? Cos if you are, I sure aint sharin !