"I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!"
"Dude, calm the hell down." Alfred grabbed Keith's foot, trying to pull the Aussie off the table. "I swear, next time I see any kind of mushrooms in your house again, I will burn them."
Keith took off his shoe and threw it at Alfred. "Pokeball, go!"
The shoe hit Alfred in the side of the head "Ouch! No wonder Britain sent you to live on an island."
"OMG MY MASTERBALL FAILED! GLITCH, GLITCH, GLITCH!"
Alfred shook his head. "Dude, this is real life. Why do you even play Pokemon? Grow up."
"I will never grow up, because I saw Ho-oh." Replied the intoxicated one. "Now, I'll go get my Ampharos to defeat you, you evil glitch!"
Keith left the room, and came back a few minutes later with Benjamin in tow. He threw the Kiwi at Alfred.
"Ampharos, use thunderbolt!"
Benjamin got up and looked at the Aussie. "Is he high again?"
The American nodded. "Yup, and what do you mean by again."
"The idiot likes the way Sharpies smell."
They were interrupted by the sound of Keith singing the Pokerap.
"He's your problem now." Said the Kiwi, leaving the room. "I'm gonna call up his Micronations and give them a heads up."
Keith tackled Alfred. "Kiss me!" He said. "Kiss me before I kiss you."
The American pressed his lips the Aussies. They held it for a while, before breaking for air.
"OMG I MADE OUT WITH A POKEMON! BESTIALITY!"
Alfred sighed, this was gonna be a long night.