The Hogwarts Girls Bring It On!
By: SlytherinTypeOfEvilx0x
A/N: Hey! SlytherinTypeOfEvilx0x here with a new one shot! I randomly thought of this with the help of my step sister. Anyway, hope you enjoy! Some slight OOC.
Me no own you no sue.
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Harry and Ron were sitting in the Gryffindor common room the night before a big Quidditch match against Durmstrang, when Harry had a very random and slightly perverted thought.
"Ron, you know what would make the match tomorrow really great?"
"No, what?"
"Cheerleaders! In all their short skirt and tight top glory, cheering us on! It would be an all girl squad, 'cause I don't think any guys would want to do what they do in front of the two most popular wizarding schools."
"What's a Cheerleader?"
And Harry explained to Ron, with the help Dean, what cheerleaders were.
"Ooh, I get it now! Yea that would be cool!"
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Everyone was getting ready for the match, the Hogwarts team consisted of Harry as seeker, Ron as Keeper, Katie, Dean, Demelza, as Chasers, and Peaks and Coote as Beaters, for the main team, with Draco as seeker, Flint as keeper, The Hufflepuff chasers, and Crabb and Goyle as beaters for the reserve team.
Just as the Teams come out onto the pitch, Ginny, Hermione, Cho, Luna, Padima, Susan, Pansy and Millicent all stumble out onto the field, wearing Cheerleading Uniforms in their house colors, form very sloppy zig-zag line, put down a cd player, and turn on the opening to Bring It On the movie.
Ginny: I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot!
Hermione: I'm bitchin', great hair! The boys all love to stare!
Cho: I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything your not!
"ALBUS! DO SOMETHING!" the heads of houses shouted at the Headmaster.
"No, they look like their having fun" He responds with that creepy twinkle in his eyes.
"Minnie, our students look like idiots! What should we do?!?"
"Don't call me Minnie Sevvie, and I don't know!"
Luna: Some people call me Loony, but i will agree, because I am so hot, i'm sure it's jealousy.
Susan: I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile.
Pansy: I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo!
Millicent: I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!
Most of the boys in the stands now officially all had nose bleeds from watching them.
All: We cheer and we lead! We act like we're on speed!
Don't hate ate us cause we're beautiful well we don't like u either!
We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders!
Then the Music stopped, and the girls all fell down. Being drunk and doing cartwheels and flips, basically gymnastics will do that to a person.
Everyone in the stands had a WTF! Look on their faces. The girls from Durmstrang were all whispering to them selves and pointing, while the boys just stared. Finally Harry, Ron, Cormac, Neville, John, Blaise, Draco, and Crabb all went down and picked up their respective girlfriends. Once that was straitened out, the game began.
The girls woke up halfway through the game, and cheered the Hogwarts team on.
After the game,(Hogwarts won by the way!) Professors McGonagall, Snape, Flitwick, and Sprout all gave each girl from their house a month of detentions, and decided to give them 20 points each showing school spirit with the uniforms.
Later that year, Durmstrang formed a cheer squad, as did Bauxbaton, while Hogwarts decided to have tryouts to form a permanent one.
The Schools never forgot that very interesting quidditch game between Hogwarts and Durmstrang.
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A/N: Sooo, what do you think? I had to create a boy for one of the girls, this story takes place in sixth year. Oh and I don't own the song. Review if you wish, no flames!
Ja ne
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