Hawke could only blink at what the fuck he just saw. Just a few seconds ago, Anders decided to be an ass hole and blow the fucking chantery. He knew Anders was insane but for him to do this. Now to make things worse for Hawke, Meredith was now wanting him to go and kill all mages. "Well champion what is your choice?" the bitch I mean Meredith asked.
Hawke looked at her and said plain and simple "I don't to get involved in this." "Its to late for that." Meredith sneered. Well if that bitch thinks she can tell me what to do then she's in for a surprise thought Hawke as he glared at her.
"Ok Meredith this is what I got to say about whats going on," Hawke said as he pointed at Meredith. "Fuck you Meredith because you are the biggest bitch in the world." He then pointed at different people and growled "Fuck you Orsino for being a dumb ass. Fuck you Anders for killing every one. Fuck you Fenris for always bitching about every thing. Fuck you Isabella for starting an invasion. Fuck you Aveline for always looking like a man."
Hawke then pointed at Varric and said "Your fucking Awesome!" Then he turned to Merrill and growled "and I'm going to fuck you Merrill" Which Hawke then dragged Merrill in an ally. Within Minutes sounds of them making love was heard. Every one (encrypt Varric who was writing this all down) was shocked.
"What just happen?" was all that came out of Anders mouth when he regain his senses. "Well," Varric Began "Hawkes snapped and told you all fuck you encrypt Yours truly and Merrill who he's busy fucking in an ally." And they decided to fight in hopes of not hearing Hawke and Merrill.
In honor of a funny ass comic which Im trying to find its name