Hello this story is part of a larger set of small stories for the holidays. Each story will feature one of my favorite couples wishing the readers and everyone here at a happy holidays.

Me: For legal purposes I do not own the rights to any anime characters or anime that appears in this story.

Kyo: And you never will you poor lazy bast…

Me: You know kids may be reading this.

Kyo: Nobody reads your fics because they're horrible.

Me: Ouch my pride :(

Asuka x Shinji

"Oh hi I'm Shinji Ik…," Shinji gets his head pushed down.

"And more importantly, I'm the great, perfect, wonderful, and all around amazing Asuka Langley Soryu." Asuka is wearing a 'revealing Mrs. Claus suit and holding poor Shinji down.

Hey Asuka I…

Shut Up! (clears throat) I just want to wish you all a merry Christmas and happy holidays.

That's great Asuka but…

No buts! I also like to thank all my fans for supporting me for another wonderful year you all have good taste on who you idolize.

Umm…

Oh and this is the luckiest man in the world Shinji Ikari. Why is he so lucky you ask? Because he's dating me sweet perfect Asuka. :)

That's nice, I love Asuka-chan.

I love you too baka-kun. (turns to the readers) AND IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU TRYING TO LOOK AT MY SHINJI I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O…K… Time to go darling. Have a happy holiday all of you.

A.N. Another holiday short gone and done.

Kyo: And you still suck.

Me: And you wonder why I never do a Kyo fanfic.