TITLE: One Day
AUTHOR: Majin Vegeta
RATING: G
BETA'D BY: Mia Skywalker
One Day
Disclaimer: Don't own any Slayers character because if I did I wouldn't have to put this disclaimer here.
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MV: Ok let's start this thing. One day Zelgadis was wandering around in Slayers land.
Lina: HOLD IT! I'm the star of the show!
MV: Yes we all know that Lina-sama but this fic is about Zel!
Lina: Fine!
MV: Like I was saying...one day Zelgadis was wandering around in Slayers land.
Zelgadis: Where is everyone else?
MV: Well uhhh...they all went shopping today!
Zelgadis: ....
Xelloss: I didn't go shopping. ^_^
MV: Ahhhh another Slayers fanfic that has to have the appearance of Xelloss in it!
Xelloss: ^_^
Zelgadis: That was stupid
MV: Geez you're mean. Anyway let's get on with the story here!
Zelgadis: ......
MV: Alright so...one day Zelgadis was walking through a big forest
Xelloss: What about me?
Lina: AND ME!
MV: Ok ok fine...one day Zelgadis, Xelloss and Lina were walking through a big forest when...
Lina: My name should be first!
MV: FINE! One day LINA, Zelgadis, and Xelloss were walking through a big forest when all of a sudden an evil uhhh...thing appeared.
Zelgadis: This is stupid!
Lina: I agree with Zel!
MV: Ok...you guys were walking through a big forest when all of a sudden Amelia appeared in a puff of blue smoke!
::Amelia appears in a puff of blue smoke::
Amelia: Hi guys!
Lina: Where did you come from Amelia?
MV: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Xelloss: That is so my line. -_-
MV: I know, you oughta copyright it so I'll never ever say it again.
Xelloss: Thanks for the idea ^_^
Zelgadis: Can we get on with this stupid thing?
MV: Ok so you guys were walking through the forest with the Amelia coming from no where thing happening...and all of a sudden uhhh Amelia wielded a big white hammer that said justice on it!
Amelia: ::Wielding the hammer of justice:: Why do I have this Mr. Majin Vegeta?
MV: Sore wa...
Xelloss: Say the rest and I sue! ^_^
MV: Oi you got it copyrighted didn't you? Uhhh well you have the hammer of justice Amelia, because it's uhhh...just to have the hammer of justice!
Lina: Do you really think she'll believe that?
Amelia: ::With anime type stars in her eyes:: Really?
Lina: ::Sweatdrops::
MV: Would I lie to you?
Zelgadis: Probably.
MV: ::Smacks Zel on the head with an anti-rock skin mallet::
Zelgadis: Ow! ::Rubs head:: Can we get on with this already?
MV: Ok ok Amelia has the hammer of justice and then a bunch of bandits in black, show up.
Bandit 1: Hello folks! We're the Rhyming Bandits in Black!
Bandit 2: Give us all your money or we'll give ya a smack!
Lina: Give me a break! ::Dragu Slaves the bandits to the land of no return::
MV: Hey that material was supposed to last me longer!
Lina: GET ON WITH THIS THING ALREADY!
MV: Ok ok just don't hurt me Lina-sama. ANYWAY...the rhyming bandit dudes died really fast and uhhh...then it turned to night.
Amelia: Look it suddenly turned to night.
Lina: Wow I am so surprised.
Xelloss: Plot hole ^_^.
MV: HEY!!!! Oh wait....yeah it is.
Zelgadis: Is there a point to this?
MV: I haven't thought of one yet so...no!
Zelgadis: .....
MV: Just let me finish this Zel!
Zelgadis: Fine.
MV: Ok it turned to night....and then all of a sudden Hellmaster Fibrizo appeared out of nowhere!
Fibrizo: Look at me I appeared out of nowhere!
Lina: I thought you were dead?
Fibrizo: Yes I was until I came back to life. Anyway...CAST THE GIGA SLAVE NOW!
MV: Hey uhhh Fibrizo...if you're gonna try ending the world in my fanfic, you can't be in it! Sorry it's like a law.
Fibrizo: Says who?
MV: ME!
Amelia: Mr. Majin Vegeta can't you leave Hellmaster Fibrizo out of any of your fanfics?
MV: Nope! Oh and Amelia....uhhh you can leave if you want.
Amelia: Ok ::Disappears in a puff of blue smoke::
Xelloss: There's that blue smoke again. ^_^
MV: Don't ask me how she did it...I don't know.
Xelloss: I do ^_^.
Lina: And it's a secret, right?
Xelloss: Of course. ^_^
Fibrizo: Hey cast the Giga Slave now!
MV: You can't do that!
Fibrizo: Fine....Lina Inverse please cast the "really big spell that makes the world go boom"!
MV: Just because you made the spell sound like something Funimation would come up with doesn't mean I'll allow it!
Fibrizo: Aw nuts...
MV: Uhhh.....now you're sounding like Funimation did get to you.
Fibrizo: Listen you big dummy....OH MY GOSH!
MV: Heh they did get to you. Pity, pity.
Zelgadis: Can we end this already?
MV: You're so demanding Zel...but ok let's finish. Anyway uhhh Fibrizo just appeared and all this stuff happened.....something else happened.
Zelgadis: What happened?
MV: Well...I'd tell ya but I would get sued if I say that line.
Xelloss: ^_^
Zelgadis: Oh I see, you have no idea what happened, huh?
MV: Did I say that?
Zelgadis: Yeah you did.
Lina: Let me finish the story!
MV: Uhhh ok.....
Fibrizo: Oh good idea smarty-pants! Golly gee whiz stop making me talk like this!
MV: Heh heh ok ok sorry Fibrizo-sama.
Fibrizo: ::Suddenly talking normal again:: You better be $%#@ing sorry!
Lina: DILL BRAND ::Hits Fibrizo with the spell and he flies off into the sunset::
Fibrizo: I'm flying off into the sunset even though it's night!!!! ::Makes an anime type sparkle when he is out of sight::
Xelloss: Another plot hole. ^_^
MV: Well uhh now it's morning!
Zelgadis: Sure it is. Now just let Lina finish this stupid fanfic so we can all go home.
MV: Alright...take it away Lina-sama!
Lina: Ok this is how the story will end! I find a big treasure and then we all go to a restaurant and pig out!
Zelgadis: That doesn't sound good to me.
Lina: Like you could come up with better?
Zelgadis: Of course I can. Ok let me conclude this story. All of the stupid stuff that happened didn't happen. And then Lina found that big treasure and that's the end.
Xelloss: Not bad. ^_^ But I can come up with something much better. ^_^
Zelgadis: Go ahead.
Xelloss: Alright. ^_^ This whole fanfic never started. The end. ^_^
MV: That was the worst ending ever!
Xelloss: No it wasn't. ^_^
MV: Uhhh yeah ummm....so Lina found a big treasure and everyone in the fanfic went to a restaurant and ate lots of food.....the en...
Lina: Wait a second!!!!!
MV: ::Waits a second:: Yeeeees?
Lina: I never invited Fibrizo to come eat with us!
MV: YOU DID NOW!
Lina: FIREBALL ::Hits MV with a fireball::
MV: Owie. Anyway...this is the end!
Zelgadis: ....
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Look my first Slayers fanfic! A completely stupid fanfic but still a fanfic! Give me some feedback here!
AUTHOR: Majin Vegeta
RATING: G
BETA'D BY: Mia Skywalker
One Day
Disclaimer: Don't own any Slayers character because if I did I wouldn't have to put this disclaimer here.
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MV: Ok let's start this thing. One day Zelgadis was wandering around in Slayers land.
Lina: HOLD IT! I'm the star of the show!
MV: Yes we all know that Lina-sama but this fic is about Zel!
Lina: Fine!
MV: Like I was saying...one day Zelgadis was wandering around in Slayers land.
Zelgadis: Where is everyone else?
MV: Well uhhh...they all went shopping today!
Zelgadis: ....
Xelloss: I didn't go shopping. ^_^
MV: Ahhhh another Slayers fanfic that has to have the appearance of Xelloss in it!
Xelloss: ^_^
Zelgadis: That was stupid
MV: Geez you're mean. Anyway let's get on with the story here!
Zelgadis: ......
MV: Alright so...one day Zelgadis was walking through a big forest
Xelloss: What about me?
Lina: AND ME!
MV: Ok ok fine...one day Zelgadis, Xelloss and Lina were walking through a big forest when...
Lina: My name should be first!
MV: FINE! One day LINA, Zelgadis, and Xelloss were walking through a big forest when all of a sudden an evil uhhh...thing appeared.
Zelgadis: This is stupid!
Lina: I agree with Zel!
MV: Ok...you guys were walking through a big forest when all of a sudden Amelia appeared in a puff of blue smoke!
::Amelia appears in a puff of blue smoke::
Amelia: Hi guys!
Lina: Where did you come from Amelia?
MV: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Xelloss: That is so my line. -_-
MV: I know, you oughta copyright it so I'll never ever say it again.
Xelloss: Thanks for the idea ^_^
Zelgadis: Can we get on with this stupid thing?
MV: Ok so you guys were walking through the forest with the Amelia coming from no where thing happening...and all of a sudden uhhh Amelia wielded a big white hammer that said justice on it!
Amelia: ::Wielding the hammer of justice:: Why do I have this Mr. Majin Vegeta?
MV: Sore wa...
Xelloss: Say the rest and I sue! ^_^
MV: Oi you got it copyrighted didn't you? Uhhh well you have the hammer of justice Amelia, because it's uhhh...just to have the hammer of justice!
Lina: Do you really think she'll believe that?
Amelia: ::With anime type stars in her eyes:: Really?
Lina: ::Sweatdrops::
MV: Would I lie to you?
Zelgadis: Probably.
MV: ::Smacks Zel on the head with an anti-rock skin mallet::
Zelgadis: Ow! ::Rubs head:: Can we get on with this already?
MV: Ok ok Amelia has the hammer of justice and then a bunch of bandits in black, show up.
Bandit 1: Hello folks! We're the Rhyming Bandits in Black!
Bandit 2: Give us all your money or we'll give ya a smack!
Lina: Give me a break! ::Dragu Slaves the bandits to the land of no return::
MV: Hey that material was supposed to last me longer!
Lina: GET ON WITH THIS THING ALREADY!
MV: Ok ok just don't hurt me Lina-sama. ANYWAY...the rhyming bandit dudes died really fast and uhhh...then it turned to night.
Amelia: Look it suddenly turned to night.
Lina: Wow I am so surprised.
Xelloss: Plot hole ^_^.
MV: HEY!!!! Oh wait....yeah it is.
Zelgadis: Is there a point to this?
MV: I haven't thought of one yet so...no!
Zelgadis: .....
MV: Just let me finish this Zel!
Zelgadis: Fine.
MV: Ok it turned to night....and then all of a sudden Hellmaster Fibrizo appeared out of nowhere!
Fibrizo: Look at me I appeared out of nowhere!
Lina: I thought you were dead?
Fibrizo: Yes I was until I came back to life. Anyway...CAST THE GIGA SLAVE NOW!
MV: Hey uhhh Fibrizo...if you're gonna try ending the world in my fanfic, you can't be in it! Sorry it's like a law.
Fibrizo: Says who?
MV: ME!
Amelia: Mr. Majin Vegeta can't you leave Hellmaster Fibrizo out of any of your fanfics?
MV: Nope! Oh and Amelia....uhhh you can leave if you want.
Amelia: Ok ::Disappears in a puff of blue smoke::
Xelloss: There's that blue smoke again. ^_^
MV: Don't ask me how she did it...I don't know.
Xelloss: I do ^_^.
Lina: And it's a secret, right?
Xelloss: Of course. ^_^
Fibrizo: Hey cast the Giga Slave now!
MV: You can't do that!
Fibrizo: Fine....Lina Inverse please cast the "really big spell that makes the world go boom"!
MV: Just because you made the spell sound like something Funimation would come up with doesn't mean I'll allow it!
Fibrizo: Aw nuts...
MV: Uhhh.....now you're sounding like Funimation did get to you.
Fibrizo: Listen you big dummy....OH MY GOSH!
MV: Heh they did get to you. Pity, pity.
Zelgadis: Can we end this already?
MV: You're so demanding Zel...but ok let's finish. Anyway uhhh Fibrizo just appeared and all this stuff happened.....something else happened.
Zelgadis: What happened?
MV: Well...I'd tell ya but I would get sued if I say that line.
Xelloss: ^_^
Zelgadis: Oh I see, you have no idea what happened, huh?
MV: Did I say that?
Zelgadis: Yeah you did.
Lina: Let me finish the story!
MV: Uhhh ok.....
Fibrizo: Oh good idea smarty-pants! Golly gee whiz stop making me talk like this!
MV: Heh heh ok ok sorry Fibrizo-sama.
Fibrizo: ::Suddenly talking normal again:: You better be $%#@ing sorry!
Lina: DILL BRAND ::Hits Fibrizo with the spell and he flies off into the sunset::
Fibrizo: I'm flying off into the sunset even though it's night!!!! ::Makes an anime type sparkle when he is out of sight::
Xelloss: Another plot hole. ^_^
MV: Well uhh now it's morning!
Zelgadis: Sure it is. Now just let Lina finish this stupid fanfic so we can all go home.
MV: Alright...take it away Lina-sama!
Lina: Ok this is how the story will end! I find a big treasure and then we all go to a restaurant and pig out!
Zelgadis: That doesn't sound good to me.
Lina: Like you could come up with better?
Zelgadis: Of course I can. Ok let me conclude this story. All of the stupid stuff that happened didn't happen. And then Lina found that big treasure and that's the end.
Xelloss: Not bad. ^_^ But I can come up with something much better. ^_^
Zelgadis: Go ahead.
Xelloss: Alright. ^_^ This whole fanfic never started. The end. ^_^
MV: That was the worst ending ever!
Xelloss: No it wasn't. ^_^
MV: Uhhh yeah ummm....so Lina found a big treasure and everyone in the fanfic went to a restaurant and ate lots of food.....the en...
Lina: Wait a second!!!!!
MV: ::Waits a second:: Yeeeees?
Lina: I never invited Fibrizo to come eat with us!
MV: YOU DID NOW!
Lina: FIREBALL ::Hits MV with a fireball::
MV: Owie. Anyway...this is the end!
Zelgadis: ....
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Look my first Slayers fanfic! A completely stupid fanfic but still a fanfic! Give me some feedback here!