Hey, i'm Lila and I'm 16 years old. Lately i've been in a series of unfortunate events(no pun intended). It all started when I was walking my dog near the Met(ropolitan museum of art) in NYC where I live when I heard some crippled black kid talking to this devilishly hot white kid (just for the record... i'm white). But I heard him call him Percy and Percy is a wierd name. They were saying some perplexing stuff that I was very curious about. I was about to nosily cut into their conversation when I felt something wet on my foot... UGHHH seriously! Cooper(my dog, oh yeah he's a pomeranian), do I even have to say it, peed on my shoe. My brand new green puma jogging sneakers were destroyed! I don't know what Cooper ate last night but it was bad, B-A-D! My little brother tends to... let's say... "experiment" with certain things. But I swear it was like acid, dude, at first I think I saw some green smoke coming from my shoe. Imagine if he did that on the precious flowerbeds on the sidewalks, Bloomberg would totally throw me in jail and... sorry I GOT A LITTLE OFF THE SUBJECT THERE. Anyway, I was going to start following them again but I saw them go into an apartment. Then oddly enough I hear a loud crow from above and what the heck, it was some wierd Taradackdal thing... whatever... I went to one of the street vendors in front of the museum to see if they had shoes there, I didn't feel like walking home and getting shoes, I needed to investigate they had that I could afford with the money I had with me were the cheap rubber sandals. Then, I saw another crippled man so i assumed he was with them. I went up to him and said "Hi!" very optimisticly.
He then said "Hello... Goodbye."
I wouldn't let him leave, so I said "So, what brings you to the museum?"
He replied "Duty calls."
Then I said trying to keep the conversation alive, "Heh, why?Do you not have a toilet at home,haahahahaheh."
He was then staring at me as if I were mad. Then I knew who he was, he was the teacher for the disabled kids, and Percy and that black kid were his students. I knew something was going on and he knew what it was.
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