My first story that is being posted on this site so if there are mistakes I am so sorry, please inform me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lame comedy that is more like a lame story

Ron awoke with a strange sensation, he opened his eyes, and strait above him was a spider a living spider held on some kind of muggle rope. Ron yelped in fear and cowered under the bed sheets yelling, " They're coming for me, I tell you, they are coming for me!! Mercy, Mercy!!!!"

At this Harry came running into the room laughing as if this had even the slightest bit of hilarity in it. " What are you laughing at Buck-o-?" Said Ron in tone of complete hatred and embarrassment.

" Laughing, me, how dare you, why, I was only-" But Ron never heard what was only-, because Hermione came running in the room dressed in her pink fluffy bunny dressing gown and banana slippers. (Muggles, their cloths are just so very repulsive.)

" Let me attem' I can take him, whe- whe- where-" And Hermione fell to the floor, sleeping. Poor Hermione she needed some rest so Harry and Ron silently agreed to pull the badly dressed Hermione back to her room so she could sleep in peace.

" Breakfast!!!!" yelled the sweet yet commanding voice of Mrs. Weasley as Harry and Ron made their way to Hermione's room, they almost dropped her thinking she would just go to sleep again, so they dropped her, THUD, Harry could swear he herd Herminoe saw OW! But he didn't' say this. " After breakfast we are going to clean this house up." This made Harry and Ron pick Hermione back up and put her in her bed, anything to not clean.

Grimmauld Place seemed even dustier than the day before, and the day before that. It was Ron's 2nd year spending the summer in this house cleaning it with Harry and Hermione and Molly and Arthur and all of those other great people who hadn't died yet.

Harry seemed to be recovering from the fact that the only person who hadn't died in his early years and the only person who really cared about him and had the right to be his legal guardian died just a few months ago, but Ron with his exceptionally low IQ (and he didn't have any alternative Multiple Intelligences to back him up) figured Harry Must have forgotten. But once again Ron was wrong. (Well, everyone should get used to the fact that Ron is very frequently wrong, because he is almost always)

2 hours later Hermione entered the room Harry and Ron had been dusting. She tried to begin a nice conversation though it didn't work;

" Well, I don't know about you, but this morning I had the funniest dream" Hermione started.

" Oh yeah- did it involve being psycho and attacking people." Ron joked stupidly.

" No poo-poo pants, I had been awake, in my dream, then I came into your room wearing a pink fluffy bunny dressing gown and banana slippers, only to wake up to find I had been wearing them."

" Well, maybe that's because you went to bed with those pink fluffy bunny thinger ma-bobs on!" And at the same time Ron though Hermione must be real stupid, for 6 years I thought she was smart I was wrong!!!! What Ron had thought was once again wrong.

" NO!!! I will never confess it I did not wear that pink fluffy bunny dressing gown and banana slippers!!"

" OK, now we are past the fact that you did indeed wear those choke clothes. Now why did you wear them is my question?" said Harry surprisingly smartly.

" I don't know, why can't you just believe me?"

" Because we never really have." Said Ron crudely

At that exact same moment Mrs. Weasley came running into the room panting for breath, " Voldemort has been spotted once again he was near here, about 3 blocks away-"

Oh, yay I love frustrating people. Though this cliffhanger isn't very cliffhanger like it is somewhat suspenseful, is it not? Please please please comment on my story, and if you are Weffrey don't be mean to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!