How to tick off the Organization

by kingdomheartsgirl101

Have you ever wanted to prank an Organization member. Well now you can, with this guide. Please note that no Organization member was harmed during the makeing of this. And this is all for good fun.

1. Xemnas

Like the summary said this is gonna teach you how to push their buttons so lets begin. First off is Xemnas.

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How to make Xemnas show you his mighty wrath.

1. Call him Mansex.

2. Use his light sabers as a bug zapper.

3. When he asks who's idea it was blame Xaldin.

4. Tell him he's a pretty girl.

5. In Saix's bedroom cover the floor in rose petals, put on some romantic music and set up a hidden video camera.

6. Tell Xemnas that Saix wants to see him in his bedroom. Go to Saix and tell him to hurry and run to his room.

7. When they both go in the room run up and close the door behind them. Then take blackmail.

8. When they leave take the tape and go on Marluxia's computer and send it to Xemnas and Saix.

9. Sit back and enjoy them beating him to death.

10. Steal his light sabers and do star wars moves around him.

11. When you watch him fight scream. 'You stole all those moves from star wars.'

12. Give him a perm in his sleep.

13. Put up a camera in his room and watch him do his 'cool' dance moves.

14. Ask him if he and Saix had a good time on their 'mission' last night. But don't sound silly.

15. Tape his reaction to this and then send it to him.

16. Give him a fake tattoo at night. In the morning tell him that you like it. Watch him panic.

17. When it's your turn to do laundry take his zebra coat and dye it pink.

18. Explain that pink is the new white.

19. When drinking ask him. 'Do you have the hots for Saix?'

20. After doing any of these. RUN, as fast as you can.

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Remember when pushing Xemnas's buttons to.

1. Try to be friendly to him. As he always asks and searches the rooms of the people that hate him.

2. Don't be to obvious when your around him before the prank has happened.

3. Try to do your bigger pranks when he's tired, sad or not in the mood to deal with it. This will give you time to book a flight to Hollow Bastion and hide for awhile. As he will kill you the next morning when he wakes up.

4. Make sure your not with or see any member who will tell on you.

5. If you've done all these pranks successfully im sure that he won't kill you. But then again maybe he will.