I
know a lively fellow,
Who is really quite
unique.
He's purple, smart and yellow,
With a jester-like
physique.
He doesn't play the cello,
And has a weird way to
speak.
He was Count Bleck's Leporello,
And they just call him
Dimmie...
If
you've got a caper
Then you know who's the best.
It's
Dimmie!
It's Dimmie!
Who's the Bowie Fan
Out of Castle
Bleck?
Vo-vo-vo-dee-oh-do
It's Dimmie!
That
charming little whatzit
Who's O'Chunk's worst pal?
It's
Dimmie!
It's Dimmie!
Who did the Hully Gully
On the Panama
Canal?
Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo
It's Dimmie!
Who's
that jaunty jackanapes
With moxie and pizzazz?
It's Dimmie!
(Yes, sir!)
It's Dimmie!
Who's been selling Demented
And
listening to "Let's Dance"?
Vo-vo-voh-de-oh-doh
It's
Dimmie!
Who
captures all the doppelgangers' affections?
Who made off with my
David Bowie Collection?
He's dastardly!
He loves
catastrophe!
His schemes are masterly!
Play Bowie at half past
three!
That demented Dimmie's destroyin' all the town!
Who
dropped Princess Peach
From his flying machine? (Humdinger!)
Is
it Dimmie? (28 skidoo!)
It's Dimmie!
Who brainwashed Luigi
Into
being so mean? (Ach Du lieber!)
It's Dimmie! (What's the
rumpus?)
You know it's Dimmie! (Take it home!)
The Demented
Dimmie all day long!