(Okay, so basically, I'm going to change things up a little bit. Since I'm already a little over halfway through my senior year in High School, Yokai Academy is gonna be a college instead. Basic character overview time)
Name: Sai Blade
Age: 18
Awesome facts: controls fire, is a badass ninja, has a type of Super Saiyan transformation with fire
Looks like: Look at the damn author's picture, lazy-asses
Personality: Total badass, ladies man and funny mofo. Enough said.
Bio: Born into a badass ninja clan, I can kick ass with any weapon I pick up and I can control fire, not to mention I make more references than Deadpool for funny effect or to trip up my opponent. I'm also an associate at Devil May Cry, where I'm in a kick-ass relationship with Lady and have a rivalry with Nero that is EXACTLY like Deadpool and wolverine, except I'm usually the one who kicks his ass. But if anyone says I look like Dante or Nero, HELL SHALL BEFALL THEM. Now then, onto the story.
I was relaxing on the couch at DMC, or to be more accurate, I was passed out on the couch with a Victoria's Secret catalog over my face, which secretly, I had a couple pictures of Kyrie in to piss of Nero if he ever found out, hopefully when I wasn't there. Suddenly, I felt it lifted off my face, then someone rolled it up and hit me in the face with it. "Who, what, where, what, what?!" I said, springing up and looking all around.
"You're such a perv." Lady said with a smile, tossing the book over her shoulder.
Unfortunately at that point those pictures I mentioned fell out JUST as Nero walked in and happened to see them. "I'm going to kill you!" He said, pinning me on the couch strangling me with the Devil Bringer.
"Calm down, man! Whatever happened to Bro's before ho's?!" I said, struggling to get the arm off.
"Hey, you two care to actually focus for once? We've got something here." Dante said, holding up a flier to some college.
"You know, somehow, I'm not interested." I said.
"I've got other things to focus on." Nero said, gripping tighter until I sent him flying with a fireball.
"The place is called Yokai Academy. It's a school for monsters and demons and whatnot. We need to figure out what they're about, so we have to send one of you two." He said.
"Nero's going, not it." I said quickly. And don't worry, I'll look out for Kyrie for you." I said.
"If you touch her I swear to God I'll kill you!" He said, diving at me, but I jumped over him.
"Wow, look at the skirts on these girls! It's like they're just throwing themselves out there or they want you to see their panties." Trish said in a sly tone, looking at the flier.
"And every single girl in that poster has a D cup." Lady said in a disgusted, but trying tone. They were TOTALLY playing me.
"And they all just look like they're looking for a man." Dante said, grinning and looking at me.
"O-kay! I totally got this, I'mma check it out." I said, packing stuff. I didn't even need a backpack or anything since my trench coat is apparently magic or something because along with having like 10 pockets, they're all close to bottomless. I packed everything I'd probably need and then walked to the doorway. "So, were is this kick-ass, full –of-hot-women school?" I asked.
"Somewhere in Japan." Dante said.
"Oh, fantastic, I've gotta learn how to read baby writing." I said, then looked to the fans. "Totally kidding, I didn't mean to offend anyone, but seriously, I can't read that stuff. Okay then, next chapter will probably be in a week or so. Just get ready for a lot of references, lame puns and total chaos! Just too bad I couldn't think of any to make this chapter. The next chapter's will be much funnier, though. So prepare to laugh." I said, walking out.