"You killed my father!"
"No Luke, I am your father"
" I think I understand your...point"
Luke Skywalker pulled his lightsaber out, stabbing Darth Vader in the stomach; killing him.
"Look out Luke, zombies are behind you!" Princess Leia screamed
Luke picked up a conveniently placed American flag and charged at the horde, impaling them bloodily.
"Oh, Luke, I just found out I'm not actually your sister." Leia said as she ran to the top of the pile of corpses "also, both me and Amy Pond from Doctor Who want to make love to you."
And they totally did. Cause it's my story bitches.