Blue and the Kids
Funny story written by Jurassicfan044
Part 1: The Realization
After weeks of the events at Lockwood Manor, Owen has been relaxing while dinosaurs has been terrorizing places around the globe. Every night, he dreams about Blue, his old companion back many years ago. Only if he had kept her instead of running off, there would be less reports of "Florida man finds 6-foot-tall turkey and gets mauled".
He decides to clear his mind of Blue and focuses on work. He goes onto his laptop and decides to clear files for his new projects for his new job he is applying for. He clears multiple files manually. He goes into his videos file, and sees his old video of him and the newly hatched hatchlings. Blue, Delta, Echo, Charlie, all as hatchlings. He quickly closes the video. "Why did I keep that video?" he asks himself.
After clearing those few videos. He takes a break by going outside. He walks through the forest for a stroll. "Taking a stroll 65- no bad memories… uhg". He cuts himself off.
He goes deeper into the forest. "Crap, I gone too fa-"cut off by a cooing. Birdlike, but almost- he recognizes this sound. "Blue?"
He walks farther, and sees Blue, sitting on a mound of nest. "Crap!" he falls over. Blue gets up, and Owen sees a nest of eggs. Blue approaches Owen. "Don't kill me!" He yells. Blue breaths, and says "hello there, old sport"
Owen gets up and starts panicking. He runs into the forest to his home, but a large object obstructs his way. "woah bud calm down" the object says. Owen looks at the object, another Velociraptor, but how? Next up is a crack sound from one egg. Everyone looks at the egg. "Its hatching!" Blue exclaims.
They watch it hatch, and others begin too. One finally hatches, it looks like a Velociraptor… and a Human? "The FRiB?" Owen questions his existence. "Remember that time we fribbed? Yeh I got pregnant so lol" Blue responds. The male is confused. "Give it a few months and we will see our children gr-"he gets cut off by Blue.
"no you pay child support" Blue says. Owen falls to his knees and cries. "So…. Child support?"
The male looks confused, and asks "You cheated on me?".
"Its not what it looks like!" Blue shouts, crying with her reptilian tear ducts.
"You cheated in the game of Super Smash Bros Melee! Remember!" The male responds.
"NO!" Blue cries again.
Part 2: Series of Plot Twists
Couple months go by, and as Blue see her children grow up as Human-Velociraptor hybrids and having child support money coming in by Owen, she feels happy. "Something isn't right" she asks herself.
"Hey want a cup of Spaghetti-o's?" The male asks.
"yes sure"
"And a game of Mario Kart Double Dash"
"Yeh" Blue responds.
Blue looks at the hybrids, and it looks nothing like Owen. "This looks like-" She gets cut off.
"Santiago" a dude says breaking down the door, and he shoots the floor with a pistol. Owen sneaks in and says "I'm confused."
"Aren't we all" Blue responds, then wheezes like a dying Horse. Santiago looks at Blue and says. "Only I can frick Velociraptors" he says.
"Nah no child support anymore he gotta pay, you were just paying me free money lol" Blue says to Owen. Owen looks at Blue, and cries again. Blue whips out Chef Boyardee Exclusive 2012 Spongebob Beans. "Wanna watch Cars 2" Blue says to everyone.
"Damn that thick" Owen exclaims. Blue puts the can of Beans into the Microwave and presses Preheat. Beep. Blue takes out the beans and shoves it in Owen's face. "Woah beans" he says.
Everyone grabs a spork with chirping Raptors in the background. Santiago leaves to the next room. "mmm, that shit good" Owen forcefully exclaims. Everyone wheezes. Santiago breaks the door again and says "WHERE IS MY ENCHILADAS".
Blue looks at him, and says "My kids look more like Owen than you! I got pregnant with him, not you! I lied!" She forcefully exclaims.
fin