Why I Love Strawberries
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I love strawberries. Onii-sama says it's an unhealthy obsession, but I beg to differ. My strawberry says I have a Chappy obsession. I DO NOT! I just love Chappy and Chappy products in large amounts. I love my strawberry more.
One reason I love my strawberry is because he buys me everything. A few weeks ago, I pointed out a Chappy poster recently published from a Soul Society shop. I "left" my money at Onii-sama's house so he bought it for me. Just because Onii-sama is rich, doesn't mean he gives me any money. I earn it, I swear!
My strawberry fights with me. Sometimes I have to release my anger bottled up inside, so he's one of the ways I vent out my anger. He can't help it; he just can't make good comebacks. Always calling me midget…He's also a good dummy to practice on - I mean with. My strawberry fights for me sometimes. Onii-sama may be wise, but he sometimes pokes my nerves. Like saying strawberries are unhealthy for me. He always loses though.
My strawberry protects me. I was once about to be executed after giving him my powers. He came for me with his friends which are now my friends. He is my knight in shining armor, my shinigami with a fatass sword. He defends me when Onii-sama comments on my Chappy obsession. He scares the creeps that follow me in the World of the Living with his scowl. He stays with me just to watch over me.
My strawberry makes me experience emotions. I feel more anger on a regular basis. I feel the love he gives me by calling me "pipsqueak" and I show him my love by calling him "fool." I feel sadness, especially when he isn't near me. I feel happiness when he smiles, and his smiles are just for me. I feel jealousy, even though Orihime-chan is my friend, I can't help but seethe in anger when she attempts to flirt with him. I feel hollow after our fights that are usually about nothing.
My strawberry can't see me. I stop by to see him everyday, but he just can't see me. I leave notes for him, but Yuzu-chan keeps cleaning it away. I can sense something strange coming from him. I visit him in secret, and I hope he can feel me. All I can do is hope…
I love strawberries.