The Seven Deadly Sins.

AN: Okay, I was going to write another fanfiction for Chante or whatever (sorry Chante) but today I found out that one of the 'people' at my school (she knows who she is . . . I hope) totally loves anime and Naruto just like me and my friend Shantell (which is the coolest thing ever, EVER! ) but she said it will be our little secret. Luckily for me nobody knows who she is (very lucky because I have a hard time keeping my mouth shut when it comes to things like anime) so I can vent all my hype and excitement on . I don't even know what I'm going to write about (again) but the moment I got home I decided I was going to dedicate a fanfiction to her (and no Sasuke bashing because she likes Sasuke -_-). I'll try to make this funny but I suck at being funny so please forgive my crap sense of humour. I hope you like it (Chante, no matter how much you beg I am not telling you who it is so don't bug me on Monday.)

Disclaimer: I own Naruto. I'm also related to Ghandi and Oprah. And Mr Miyagi is my grandfather. Don't forget that I have a star on Hollywood Boulevard right between Sean Pen and James Dean. But most of all I hope you get the point.

The Seven Deadly Sins.

Sloth: being very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very . . . very lazy.

Sasori, Kabuto, Deidara, Kisame and Pain are all sitting on the sofa watching The Bold and the Beautiful. Brook is getting married for the millionth time to one of the Foresters. Then there is a knock on the door. Nobody says anything.

"Brooke Logan, do you take this man, Ridge Forester, to love and cherish, to have and to hold in sickness and in health, till death do you apart?" The TV went on with the day time soap opera.

Ding! Dong! The doorbell rang, and then it rang again and then a third time.

"Who's gonna get the door?" asked Sasori.

"I got it last week," Deidara sighed.

"And I got it five days ago," complained Kisame.

Kabuto rolled his eyes. "I got the door twice this month."

Pain shook his head. "Don't look at me. I opened the door for the repo-man . . . and the bio-hazard people."

Sasori groaned, knowing he had never opened the door, ever. "The window's opened!" he yelled at the direction of the door.

2 months later.

"Brook, you're leaving me for Ridge? You divorced him last week!"

The five haven't moved an inch. Not even to go to the bathroom (ewwww).

Then Sasori fell off his chair onto the floor in front of the others and his body was jerking about in sudden movements. It was like he was having a seizure or an epileptic attack and he was foaming at the mouth. And then he stopped moving altogether. Deidara poked him with his big toe. "Sasori, my man?" He poked him again with his toe and said, "I think he's dead."

"Should we help him?" asked Kisame.

Deidara lifted his hand only a few centimetres off of his lap and then it fell back onto knee as he grunted with the effort. "Oh well. We tried."

"Son-of-a-#&%*!" Kabuto cursed.

"What?"

Kabuto reached with his hand, not moving his body from its comfortable position, towards Sasori's lifeless body.

"He has the remote!"

That's chapter one, only a few more to go. The italics is the TV. I'm so in love with Supernatural and everyone knows that I'm gonna marry Dean Winchester (as if. Jacob Black is the one for me). Anyway, ever since I watched this one episode of Supernatural (season three, episode one to be exact) I have been obsessed with the seven deadly sins. I even directed a school assembly based on them, so I decided to write the Naruto version of the concept. I hope you liked it (especially my secret dedicatee). Chapter two is Envy and Gluttony. Up soon.