Chapter 1: You idiot.

Hey everyone! I'm finally back with the sequel that I..managed to put together in one piece. Summary explains it all, Mordecai and Jeremy are on their way to the hospital and are about to meet a few strange characters once they arrive. Romance, adventure, humor...a bit of horror, pretty much everything you can think of. Once again, this story contains yaoi[boyxboy], if you don't enjoy this or have a problem with it, then I'm not quite sure why you are here...yeah. On with this...monstrosity.

Mordecai hung up on his friend once Jeremy reached for the cell phone. The ostrich frowned. "Was that Rigby? Did he find them yet?" The blue avian put away his device and glared at him.

"Did you have to put your hands on me?" Jeremy raised an eyebrow.

'What? All I did was grab your wrist. You act like I tried to manhandle you." Mordecai shifted in his seat and turned his head to look out the window.

"And did you have to pull over to the side of the road?" The duo had left in Jeremy's red mustang and were already about a quarter-mile from the nearest hospital when Rigby had called Mordecai. The ostrich shrugged.

"Did you want me to crash into oncoming traffic? You don't exactly have the lowest voice you know." Mordecai blushed, but kept his head turned away. "Plus, weren't you the one who was concerned with our safety, scaredy cat?" Jeremy smirked and Mordecai thought back to earlier and shivered at the thought of what he had been through.

"You want me to get into THAT?!" The bluejay was pointing nervously at the red ford mustang Jeremy was sitting in. The ostrich stared at the shaking avian with one hand on the wheel and the other resting on the compartment in between the driver's seat and the passenger's seat.

"Well, duh. What, did you think I walked everywhere?" Mordecai shuffled his feet.

"Well..no." It's not as if he had never SEEN such an expensive car, he just had never actually BEEN in one. Sure, his father had a few friends that had cars of this nature...then again, his father's "friends" weren't exactly all that trustworthy and even as a child, he wasn't even sure if those cars BELONGED to those freaks. But the speed and acceleration he had seen the vehicles reach TERRIFIED him.
The bluejay knew too well how dangerous those machines were and was more than comfortable with a simple golf cart. This wasn't gonna end well. "I...just thought you drove something else." Jeremy raised an eyebrow and took the keys out of the ignition.

"Are you telling me you're AFRAID?" Mordecai quickly looked away.

"No! I'd just...prefer to ride something else.'' The ostrich sighed and stepped out of the car.

"Follow me." He grabbed the other avian's hand and led him further down the large parking lot to a dumpster. Mordecai looked around and saw nothing but empty parking spaces. The bluejay looked back at Jeremy, confused.

"Uh, why did you bring me here?" But the taller avian was already pushing the large garbage container to the side to show what he ment to show the other. Behind the disgusting garbage was a racer red motorcycle with the word "Agusta" written on the belly pan. Jeremy smirked at Mordecai's shocked expression. The ostrich walked over to the motorcycle and stroked the front fairing.

" It's an MV Agusta F4 CC that I got for my birthday. The bike itself has a liquid cooled inline four cylinder engine with two overhead shafts, sixteen radial valves, induction discharge,electronic ignition, electronic multi-"

"Jeremy." The white avian stopped and turned his head towards the bluejay. "As much as I'd love to hear more about the bike, which I don't, I'd like to know if this thing is actually safe." Jeremy smiled, picked up and tossed the large helmet the was hanging off the handlebar to Mordecai. The bluejay caught it with ease and examined the helmet before looking back at the ostrich, who had already mounted onto the bike and was patting the seat behind him.

"Ready?" Mordecai swallowed the lump in his throat and looked back at the mustang that was in it's original spot. Looking back and forth between the two, the bluejay frowned and placed the helmet on his head.

"Ready." Big mistake. That was all that entered the bluejay's mind once Jeremy started the bike. The roar of the engine made Mordecai jump and wrap his arms around the ostrich's waist. Feeling the bluejay's anxiety, Jeremy smirked devilishly.

"This is gonna be fun." Jeremy pulled back the clutch and the front brake as far as they could go, turned the throttle up to 8000 RPMs, slowly released the clutch, and began to accelerate. As soon as he did, the back tire began to spin faster with each passing second. The bluejay cringed as he heard the tire scream like a banshee as it created more and more smoke. Jeremy released the brake and sped out of the parking lot within a few seconds.

The ostrich loved his bike. He loved to feel the wind in his feathers, he loved the freedom and escape he achieved when he stepped on his one love. Well, his SECOND love. Now he had Mordecai. Speaking of his beloved, Jeremy decided to look back and see how he was doing. The ostrich openly laughed. Mordecai had buried his face into Jeremy's back and looked as if he was holding on for dear life.

"Are you okay?!''

"Take me back now!'

Jeremy laughed at the memory while Mordecai's face bluejay crossed his arms and pouted "It wasn't that funny!" The ostrich chuckled and wrapped an arm around the bluejay's shoulder's.

"Nope. You're just adorable." Mordecai's blush deepened and smacked Jeremy's hand away.

"Just get me to the hospital before they end up having to cut off my face." The ostrich pulled his hand away and shook his head.

"You're such an idiot" Jeremy started the car and smiled.

"But you're my idiot.

Woop woop! That was chapter 1! I plan on making this longer than Rigby's Feelings, so there's plenty more where that came from. Um...just a heads up, second chapter will contain..genderbending. Don't ask me how, you will see soon enough. It's mostly to put my mind and judgement at ease, and to avoid any angry or upsetting comments or reviews. I know the price of writing these kind of fics and I'd rather not deal with haters. It's not that I don't LIKE yaoi, it's just for piece of mind.I hope you guys respect my decision. So, until then, R and R!...Please.