Just in case you're wondering, this story is ummm...different. Don't pay
too much attention to adlibs.
One day Saddam Hussein, decided to hold a tea party. "I think I'll throw a huge tea party, and invite my ass rape pal, Bin Laden. Then I'll invite Mohommad Omar, and maybe some other of my pals. YAY!!"
So Saddam started the preparations for his fantastical tea party. "First I need some IRAQ-T," he then pisses in all the cups after drinking cabbage juice. "Now I need some cookies," Just then Chris Kattan knocks on his cave door and sells him a bunch of bugged cookies. "Finally I need the guests!"
Finally all the guests had arrived, "So how does everyone like the tea?" asks Saddam. "It is great, tastes just like you!" replies Bin Laden happily. "Tastes...kinda...funny..." says Omar. "It's IRAQ-T!" says Saddam, just then everyone spits it out. "What do you think of the cookies?" Saddy asks, "Kinda crunchy with a taste of metal," replies Omar. "Tastes like my metal leg..." says Binny. "It's bugged cookies from that Corky guy." tells Saddam.
JUST THEN, at a secret un-identified location at AREA 51. Three of the worlds, erm, somewhat second rate secret agents, were being briefed on their mission. "So lemme get this straight...you want us to bash a tea party with Osama dick Laden, Saddamize Hussein, and Mickamud Omad, am I right?" replies the one carrying the huge ass katana. "That's right...basically...yeah." the head commander says. "Will there be penguin food?" asks the short, quick, stealthy, penguin with an ice pick. "Ermmm...maybe?" replies the head commander. "Can I rape them?" asks the the big dumb guy holding a shotgun. "Do what you want...just kill them." says the commander. "SWEET!" they all yell. "THE PENGUIN FORCE.....is here to help." they say seriously as they run to do their job. "I'm Dingus! The big guy holding the huge ass katana." Says Dingus, "I'm Bubba! I like to rape anything, and shoot things with my boom stick!" says bubba. "...I like penguin food..." Says the ninja penguin.
AT THE FINAL LOCATION, which happens to be Saddam and Bin Laden's love cave, where Omar has joined in their passionate love, erm which we won't discuss. The three secret agents break into the cave, Dingus slashes open Omar and watches his guts splat against the wall. Ninja penguin pokes Saddam Hussein multiple times in the eye with his ice pick, watching blood splurt everywhere. Bubba rapes Bin Laden, until he starts bleeding out the eyes, then he shoots bin Laden's head off with the shot gun.
So once again! The day...is saved! Thanks too....THE PENGUIN FORCE!!
"WHERE'S THE PENGUIN FOOD!!!!" screams the penguin at the top of his lungs as he stabs everyone repeatedly with the ice pick.
THE END...or is it?
One day Saddam Hussein, decided to hold a tea party. "I think I'll throw a huge tea party, and invite my ass rape pal, Bin Laden. Then I'll invite Mohommad Omar, and maybe some other of my pals. YAY!!"
So Saddam started the preparations for his fantastical tea party. "First I need some IRAQ-T," he then pisses in all the cups after drinking cabbage juice. "Now I need some cookies," Just then Chris Kattan knocks on his cave door and sells him a bunch of bugged cookies. "Finally I need the guests!"
Finally all the guests had arrived, "So how does everyone like the tea?" asks Saddam. "It is great, tastes just like you!" replies Bin Laden happily. "Tastes...kinda...funny..." says Omar. "It's IRAQ-T!" says Saddam, just then everyone spits it out. "What do you think of the cookies?" Saddy asks, "Kinda crunchy with a taste of metal," replies Omar. "Tastes like my metal leg..." says Binny. "It's bugged cookies from that Corky guy." tells Saddam.
JUST THEN, at a secret un-identified location at AREA 51. Three of the worlds, erm, somewhat second rate secret agents, were being briefed on their mission. "So lemme get this straight...you want us to bash a tea party with Osama dick Laden, Saddamize Hussein, and Mickamud Omad, am I right?" replies the one carrying the huge ass katana. "That's right...basically...yeah." the head commander says. "Will there be penguin food?" asks the short, quick, stealthy, penguin with an ice pick. "Ermmm...maybe?" replies the head commander. "Can I rape them?" asks the the big dumb guy holding a shotgun. "Do what you want...just kill them." says the commander. "SWEET!" they all yell. "THE PENGUIN FORCE.....is here to help." they say seriously as they run to do their job. "I'm Dingus! The big guy holding the huge ass katana." Says Dingus, "I'm Bubba! I like to rape anything, and shoot things with my boom stick!" says bubba. "...I like penguin food..." Says the ninja penguin.
AT THE FINAL LOCATION, which happens to be Saddam and Bin Laden's love cave, where Omar has joined in their passionate love, erm which we won't discuss. The three secret agents break into the cave, Dingus slashes open Omar and watches his guts splat against the wall. Ninja penguin pokes Saddam Hussein multiple times in the eye with his ice pick, watching blood splurt everywhere. Bubba rapes Bin Laden, until he starts bleeding out the eyes, then he shoots bin Laden's head off with the shot gun.
So once again! The day...is saved! Thanks too....THE PENGUIN FORCE!!
"WHERE'S THE PENGUIN FOOD!!!!" screams the penguin at the top of his lungs as he stabs everyone repeatedly with the ice pick.
THE END...or is it?