How to Please the Gorillaz in 100 Steps
1. Send Murdoc an autographed picture of Satan himself
2. Mail Russel a box of the finest imported chocolates
3. Give 2D a bottle of azure hair dye
4. Do #3 but say it's from Murdoc
5. Play a flawless rendition of Iron Man on guitar
6. Do #5 but do it on Murdoc's bass
7. Do #5 but on Noodle's Les Paul
8. Polish Russel's drums
9. Send the Gorillaz a boxed set of Dirty Harry movies
10. Send Del a boxed set of Ice Cube movies
11. Open Del's cage
12. Vacuum Russel's conscience (Ghosts need a clean pad too, you know)
13. Cut Murdoc's bass strings and replace them with new, Hell-issued ones
14. Cut Noodle's guitar strings and replace them with imported Japanese horsehair strings
15. Make a scrapbook of 2D's and Paula Cracker's happy moments together (be sure you have a maximum of one page to do so)
16. Call a Contractor to fix up Kong Studios
17. Clean Murdoc's favorite pair of briefs (with tongs and sterile goggles, of course)
18. Buy the band a bottle of Insta-Repel, a "special" brand of zombie repellent
19. Give Mike a banana
20. Drag Russel to a wig emporium
More to come!!
I just need to think up some new ones...suggestions are welcome!