'Twas in a small town called Harmony
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Rested up north and by the sea
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There lived two women in this town
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They liked to slap each oth'r around
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One's name was Gwen, pretty as a bird
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Theresa was a little turd
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Both fell in love with a man well-bred
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But Ethan had nothing in his head
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He dated Gwen and thought it through
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When he proposed, Theresa stewed
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Theresa took Gwen to Lighthouse Park
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'Prepare to be dinner of a shark!'
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And as they stood there on the shore
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Theresa threw her en'my o'er
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'Oh Resa, Resa, the waters deep'
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'Rescue me now and the man you'll keep'
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She laughed so hard that it hurt her sides
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'No, you shall die and I'll be his bride'
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And there was, passing, a taco man
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Who saw the maiden float to land
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Over he went to closer see
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Crying 'I've found my recipe!'
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He took her back to his taco shop
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Well-known for serving up rancid slop
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He took her flesh, sick as that may seem
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And added hot sauce and sour cream
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After he had a piece of tail
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Ethan went out to check the mail
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And with a smile all upon his face
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He read the menu to the taco place
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The tacos came, they were smelling great
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Accept the one on Theresa's plate
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It look at her with it's pair of eyes
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'You're but a murderess in disguise'
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It's tongue spoke out 'you had murdered me'
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'When we stood watching o'er the sea'
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It said 'That man cannot love you, now!'
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He he forgave the bitch somehow
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