So... Percy and his friends were bored so they played TorD. What happens...bad shtuff. Read to find out, and don't die of barfing your guts out. Please. Like, really. Please. I DON'T OWN PJO OR HOO BUT I WISH I DID THEN I COULE ACHIEVE MY LIFELONG DREAM OF BEING A COW. MEOW.

Percy: I am bored.

Annabeth: I know! Let's play Truth Or Dare!

Percy: With who! There is almost no one here! They all are in their cabins.

Suddenly, Nico, Leo, Jason, Piper, Thailia, and the rest of the gang appear behind them.

Percy: ...

Annabeth: Hi, guys! We we just going to play Truth Or Dare!

Al the gang agrees to play. They go to the Poseidon cabin. Everyone sits down. Nico goes first.

Nico: Percy, Truth Or Dare? He says this vedddyyy evilly...

Percy: Uhhh... Dare?

Nico: I dare you to run around outside yelling: MR D! MR D I LOVE YOU!

Percy sways and falls. Annabeth catches him. He shakily stands up.

Percy: Good-bye, cruel world...

The gang looks through the window at Percy yelling MR D, I LOVE YOU! over and over.

They roared with laughter. Suddenly a random pinecone flew out of the Big House and hit Percy

on the head. Giant plants suddenly grew there. Percy ran around, banging his head on the walls

until the plants came off. Percy ran inside.

Percy: ...NICO SON OF HADES! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Nico looked a bit scared, but grinned mockingly.

Nico: Whatcha gonna do, kid?

Percy: This.

He turned to Annabeth.

Percy: Annabeth, TorD?

Annabeth: Truth.

Percy: Do you honestly think Nico is a (SnowStar596 has decided, probably wisely, that he will not show this word because of its nature) ?

Annabeth: Hm.. Well, there is one way to test. Nico, smell your own underwear.

Nico looked terrified.

Annabeth: Come on, Nico, it's only pants.

Nico: Fine.

3 MINUTES LATER

Nico: I am back.

Nico sits down, gulps, and takes a sniff. Instantly, he fainted, and the pants flew out of the window, onto the passing Mr D., who was looking for Percy. Mr D. fainted too.

Travis (Stoll) : *whispers* The power of the pants...

Annabeth: Aaaaaaaannnyway, let's move on. Jason?

Jason: BOTH!

Percy: That was...a terrible idea..

Annabeth: *grins evilly* I dare you... To make out with roadkill..in front of the camp... then scream that you love Thalia Grace.

Piper screams.

Jason's drops open.

Jason: *crying* F-Fine.. But I get to dare someone since mine is later.

Piper: JASON'S MIIIIIIINE! ALL MIIIIINE!

But before he could make his dare... NOTHING HAPPENED! OH MY PIE!

Jason: Katie, Truth Or Dare?

Katie: ...Dare?

Jason: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES! I DARE YOU TO LOCK YOURSELF IN A CLOSET FOR 30 MINUTES WITH TRAVIS!

Travis looked happy, and so did Katie. They locked themselfs in the closet...then there were...squelchings...

Katie yells from the closet:

Katie: Piper, TorD?

Piper: Dare! *she wanted to be dared to be locked in a closet with Jason*

Katie: OK, I dare you to get banned from any store in any way.

Piper: YES! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS!

Piper gets bucket of water and dumps it on Nico. Then, they shadow travel to the nearest Walmart.

Piper takes a deep breath.

Piper: Let's do dis! Nico! You have to tape this!

Nico: This will be..fun!

Piper walks into Walmart.

Piper: *yells* HEY, NICE ABS, DOOD! OOOOOOOHHHHH LOOOK ITS A POTATO! TOUCHY TOUCHY! *touching clerk's head*

Piper, with many people chasing, goes to the back of the store.

Piper: *yells* I AM A BEAST YOU CAN NEVER BE BEASTER THEN ME!

Then, Piper charmspeaks everyone but clerk to go to the White House and yell POTATO!

Clerk: YOU ARE BANNED, LITTLE GIRL!

Piper, shouting "BACON" runs put of store and shadow travels back to camp with Nico.

Nico shows everyone the tape, and they roar with laughter.

Then, the national news came on and it said that there were a lot of people at the White House yelling POTATO! Everyone laughed again, then, since it was dark, went to dinner and the campfire. At the campfire, Jason goes down to the middle right after a sing-along.

Jason: *pulls out roadkill and makes out with it*

Whole camp: Ew.../IS THAT A POSSUM?

Jason: *after making out, yells:* I LOVE THAILIA GRACE! I LOVE THAILIA GRACE!

Then, the Truth Or Dare players go back to the cabin.

Piper:*laughs* Jason, that was awesome! BUT YOUR STILL MIINE!

Percy: Guys, let's continue tomorrow, I am tired.

The group agreed to meet in the cabin the next day, then parted.

That took me a while..Rate it plllllzzzz..and there will be more!

I know this story makes no sense at all..but who cares? Oh yeah, did you barf your guts up? Maybe not, but later... By the way, Travis and Katie were there waaaaaay longer then 30 minutes. They were enjoying it.

See you next episode-SnowStar569