Aherm. Erin here. I really don't know what goes through my mind sometimes. Although the "lesbian love nonagon" quote by Clare did actually happen. XD This was written at about midnight, for the record.
Sergeant Tibbles's Lonely Hearts Club Forum
It was a rather dull evening on AIM. There had been a lull in the conversation, and Clare was trying to feebly restart enthusiasm with frequent cries of "TWILIGHT!" to no avail. Lenni was pining over her sexalicious Timmy-D, who she hadn't spoken to all day, Min was missing her dearest Asazi because he had gone to hunt down a gopher to take back to the nest (aka grocery shopping), Bekki was yearning for her darling Steban, as he was off doing whatever it is that Stebans do, and all the rest of the ladies in the chat—Clare, Erin, Ari, Kari, Sami, and Kat—were all bemoaning their absent significant others or lack thereof. Furthermore, there was no TBLZ in the house, so the sexy levels had dropped dangerously low.
Suddenly, Lenni burst out "I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND DEPRIVED RIGHT NOW!"
Ari spoke up as well. "ME TOO!"
There was a chorus of agreement and then a moment of contemplative thought. Then Clare suggested "LET'S ALL JUST FORM A LESBIAN LOVE NONAGON!"
Everyone thought this was a brilliant idea, so they all stayed up and had wild, kinky, virtual sex until 2 a.m. Eastern Standard. They all had a lovely time and afterwards, they had virtual cocoa together, which was most delicious.
THE END