Klinger's Sonnet
by Chevara Chan *
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He's been with the 4077th for a while,
Still, he hates it all the more,
Max Klinger schemes for a Section 8,
And woule LOVE to get away from the war.
He's tried every trick there is to try,
To make them think he's crazy,
But every stupid shenanigan only makes
Colonel Potter think he's just lazy.
All his plans have been a flop,
The whole thing's just a mess,
But Klinger shows sheer determination,
With every crazy new dress.
But soon, he'll say "Goodbye" and "See ya"--
He'll figure out some way to leave Korea!
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(That was the first sonnet I ever wrote. It sucks, but hopefully I captured Klinger's essence :) Down with Pepsi!! UP WITH KLINGER!!! He's the man, man!)
by Chevara Chan *
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He's been with the 4077th for a while,
Still, he hates it all the more,
Max Klinger schemes for a Section 8,
And woule LOVE to get away from the war.
He's tried every trick there is to try,
To make them think he's crazy,
But every stupid shenanigan only makes
Colonel Potter think he's just lazy.
All his plans have been a flop,
The whole thing's just a mess,
But Klinger shows sheer determination,
With every crazy new dress.
But soon, he'll say "Goodbye" and "See ya"--
He'll figure out some way to leave Korea!
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(That was the first sonnet I ever wrote. It sucks, but hopefully I captured Klinger's essence :) Down with Pepsi!! UP WITH KLINGER!!! He's the man, man!)