My only downfall is my beautiful physique. That, and my raw talent. I never thought someone like me would fall in love with him - a simpleton, a nobody. There was something about him though, that was completely irresistable and delicious. His exotic sense of style, his outgoing and carefree personality; it makes me melt.
After years of secretly lusting after that beautiful creature, I am finally going to confess my pure, maiden feelings... please wish me luck.
Ah, he's looking in my direction. Oh my god, here he comes!
"Oh SQUIDWARRRDD!" he sang in that angelic voice of his.
"...hello Spongebob", my heart pounded in my chest. Now's my chance...
"I have to talk to y-" No! I can't do this! I'm so scared! What if I get rejected?
"ummm, yes Squidward?~" he smiled his brilliant smile "What is it?"
"A-a-ah, w-well, you see... I ummm, I need to tell you something" I gasped for air, "...alone".
"Oh, sure Squiddy ol' pal! You can tell me anything you want", Spongebob leaned closer.
I've got to tell him now... "Spongebob, I love you".
Not even a second after I had gotten those words out, and he was on top of me, breathing heavily, whispering sweet nothings in my ear, "Squidward, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment".
"Take me away, Spongebob!" I moaned, by this time, I was dripping with sweat. I reached my hand up to untie his tie, when suddenly Mr. Krabs opened his office door and shouted "GET BACK TO WORK, BOYS!"
We dove inside the boat near the cash register, but we were too slow. Krabs caught us right in the act. I was so horny by that time, though, that I didn't care, and I took out the handcuffs and rope I was carrying, and used it to tie off Mr. Krabs. "Squidward! What do ye' think yer' doin'!"