Title: Minuteman
Word Count: 214
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Topic: Sixty Seconds
Notes: For the onepieceyaoi100 challenge on livejournal.
Sanji watched as the man above him suddenly halted his rhythmic movements. He felt the wet pulse inside him telling him that Zoro had come and then a heavy weight settled atop of him as the he larger man flopped down without much grace. Sanji glared down at the green head now resting on his chest.
"That's it? Are you kidding me?!"
"Shut up, asshole. M'tired." Zoro grunted defensively and then started to snore loudly into Sanji's chest.
"And drunk." Sanji thought, catching a whiff of alcohol emanating from the man.
The cook raised a leg to kick Zoro in his idiotic marimo head but the sudden brush of his neglected groin against the mans washboard abs caused him to hiss needily. Sanji pushed the sleeping asshole off of him and went to the bathroom to finish himself off, rather pissed at the swordsman for not taking care of it for him. He wasn't completely disappointed though. This little incident gave him some new insult material to work with. There was no way Zoro would be able to top this...
The next morning at breakfast after refilling the girls' cups with coffee Sanji walked over to Zoro and gestured to the mans cup with the pot in his hand. Smirking, he asked "More coffee, Minuteman?"
Zoro choked on his eggs.