Note: All characters, places, creatures, etc. belong to George Lucas.
Obi-Wan-Kenobi and Jar-Jar-Binks were walking down the streets of Tatooine one fine summer day. The planet's two suns shown brightly in the sky, and the sand beneath their feet was scorching hot.
"Mesa' Ja'-Ja'-Binks!" the Gungan said jovially, "Smasho crasho billy-basho! Can yousa' understand mesa'?"
"Aaaaaah!" screamed Obi-Wan loudly, "I can't take it anymore!" The Jedi pulled his lightsaber free from his belt, and activated it. The air around the laser-blade sizzled with the intense heat. He swung the weapon and cleaved the poor amphibian in two.
"Owsa'," exclaimed Jar-Jar, in his still happy-go-lucky manner. The angry warrior screamed again, and began hacking the creature into bits. But no matter how many times he was cut, Jar-Jar still yammered on, proving, once again, that annoyingness never dies.
The End
Note: If you ask, I can make a sequel with Boss Nass!
Obi-Wan-Kenobi and Jar-Jar-Binks were walking down the streets of Tatooine one fine summer day. The planet's two suns shown brightly in the sky, and the sand beneath their feet was scorching hot.
"Mesa' Ja'-Ja'-Binks!" the Gungan said jovially, "Smasho crasho billy-basho! Can yousa' understand mesa'?"
"Aaaaaah!" screamed Obi-Wan loudly, "I can't take it anymore!" The Jedi pulled his lightsaber free from his belt, and activated it. The air around the laser-blade sizzled with the intense heat. He swung the weapon and cleaved the poor amphibian in two.
"Owsa'," exclaimed Jar-Jar, in his still happy-go-lucky manner. The angry warrior screamed again, and began hacking the creature into bits. But no matter how many times he was cut, Jar-Jar still yammered on, proving, once again, that annoyingness never dies.
The End
Note: If you ask, I can make a sequel with Boss Nass!