INTRO
All was quiet at Stick-It one morning; Jude arrived and was just about ready to open the place up. "Hey, there good lookin'." He said pretending the store was a lovely lady "Bet you've been waitin' for daddy to get here."
Soon he had the grills on and was busy cooking his first kebabs of the day. Lots of people had gathered to watch his smooth skills, the way he would just chop the vegetables, mix the sauces, and skewer the meat like an iron chef.
Guys would slap him a high five or a bro-fist and complement him on his fine arts. Girls would often flirt with him, and some would try to slip him their numbers only for him to gently turn them down by showing his wedding ring "Sorry, I'm way taken."
(Breaks Forth Wall)
"Du-hude…! I can… like, totally see you. Yeah, all of you, out there! What the heck is goin' on here."
(Unbroken)
Jude never felt so strange before in his life. He felt like he was trapped inside of a TV show, yet being read like it was some kind of story. He rubbed his eyes and banged his head against the wall a few times hoping to snap out of it, but he looked on ahead and he could still feel he was being watched or read about, and worse, he felt some of the people were laughing at him.
"Wait a sec… maybe this isn't what I think it is." he said to himself "I mean, if this was a TV show or something like it, wouldn't there be like some musical song intro or something right about now…?"
But the music started playing and he could feel it happening. All Jude could do was screaming in horror.
Intro Theme